For Openers
Should someone say you don't know your ass, tell them “The fatty layer on top is called the gluteofemoral fat mass. But, no one calls it that.”
A European custom that should be in the colonies
Might cut down on litter
Fun Girls
Fun girl, also Jail Bait
Tree Improvement
Other than that they didn't touch a thing
Uncle Wayne's Woodshed
After having perused both this AND that? Your post this morning may force me to reconsider my opinion of 'tree-huggers'; at least those of the female variety wearing short-shorts and/or having red bottoms. In other environmental news... I fear your new anti-littering campaign may have the reverse effect on all the spanko brats out there. Might I suggest a better warning, "Littering will result in the withholding of ALL further spankings until picked up" would be more productive???
ReplyDeleteBacall has hugged a tree is several states. As evidenced by the photos, she is not alone. There is a division in Forestry called Tree Enhancement. I think this qualifies.
DeleteIf a gal likes a spanking indoors, she loves it outdoors. Figure that one out.
Lucky Charms… Indeed!
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