Totally Unrealted Items

I had a better draft post, but Blogger decided I did not need it, and it went poof. First time for that.

Back in the days of white heels and big trunks.

I have always enjoyed verbal jousting with women, especially the sassy ones. I knew beforehand I might not win the match, but I enjoyed the tussle. When they realized I would not back down, they might give ground to level the playing field.

That's how I met my wife. I was working in the Men's Clothing Department part-time while I took classes part-time. The store was having a sale. Their sales were always a big event.

While I was finishing up with a customer, I noticed a cute gal with her hands on her hips, and a divine bubble butt not so patiently waiting. She had come in to buy her younger brother a suit. I mismarked the suit for alterations on purpose so she would have to come in again. Conviently the alteration ticket had her phone number on it.

I don't recall if I spanked her on the first or second date. 

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Joni Mitchel - Laughing and crying you know it's the same release. I have thought that spanking and orgasm are the same release.

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FIFTY-FOUR PERCENT of American adults read below a sixth-grade level. We are becoming a postliterate society.

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I find this humorous. A gal from Mississippi that I paddled a few times a year introduced me to Paul Thorn.  I have posted some of her emails in the past. There are more. I should post some of them. She could be exceptionally sassy when she wanted to ensure a good paddling.

PaulThorn - I Guess I'll Just Stay Married

Eleven for Your Consideration

Since I announced my changed tastes and reduced posts, readership has plummeted, along with comments. Hope folks found something better.

She makes me feel good just looking at her

Proud to show off her matching set

On her toes

The Last Monday of January

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You think your childhood was difficult?

Please Raise Your Hand

My Story - Part 1

Blogger stats are always suspect. They show less than 100 looked at the last post. I guess folks only want pictures.

A decade ago, I started OBB to be a small voice to proclaim that spanking could be fun for both the man and the woman.  That it did not have to be about punishment.

I came to spanking accidentally. When a date did something sassy, I spanked her. It seemed normal to me. I soon learned that she liked it. As evidence of that, she would do the same thing on the next date to "earn" another spanking.

Pleazee Spank Me

The fringe benefit of this was that after the spanking, I had a half-nude girl in my lap. 

I think I spanked every date in HS. This was interrupted by my stint in the Navy, but I resumed it when I got out at 21. Then I "asked," You look like you need a good spanking." If there was no disagreement, I spanked her and we had another date.

I think the difference between me and the other guys was that I was asking. The girls were willing, but the men were not asking.

Creek Banking In Short Shorts is a Way To Get Spanked

Bacall was fiesty from the moment I first saw her. She had her hands on her hips. I saw the sparkle of defiance in her eyes and her shapely bottom. That was all I needed to approach her. I will tell the rest of the story another time.

What's your story?

Definitely Not PC

If anything here triggers you. Put down the mouse, call an ambulance, then place your fingers in the nearest door frame and slam the door. This will reset your mind.

In my experiment with AI-generated images - she had three hands.

...the family of a Russian 35-year-old man who fights for a year and is then killed would get about $150,000. That is more than he would have earned cumulatively working as a civilian until the age of 60 in some regions. 

What belief do the Democrats hold that distinguishes them? LGBTQ, woke, gender theory, teachers unions, higher taxes?

'The thing I hear from college-aged men is, "I'd rather stay home and look at porn and masturbate",' she explained, before adding: 'They say, "I'm afraid to go on a date because if I do anything wrong, all her friends on social media are gonna know, I'm gonna be accused of something that I didn't know I did, and even the good stuff is gonna be on social media and I don't want that".'

'So, the men said, "Oh, older women are so much more confident, they know what they want sexually, they know how to have an orgasm, they know how to ask for what they want in bed",' she revealed.

Another mega idea: I want a ranch with many animals—llamas, Alpacas, Vicunas, Owls, Coyotes, Dogs, and on and on—plus staff to take care of them. My latest idea is to add a few Road Runners to keep the Coyotes amused. I would have a small device around the bird's neck that I could remotely trigger that would go "Beep, Beep."

The Pleasure of a Warm Bottom.

The Pleasure of Being Told You Need One.

The Pleasure of Knowing You’re Just About to Get One.

The Pleasure of Getting into Position for One.

The Pleasure of Having Your Bottom Bared for One.

Pygophiliac - Sexual arousal from seeing or touching the buttocks of another person

Bored? Use this like a figgit

What's the word for a mental illness that spreads like a virus?  Do we have a virus-induced neurobehavioral disorder going on with the rash of people transitioning?  Musk calls it the “killed by the woke mind virus”.

The largest single demographic group in America: whites without college degrees, make up 48% of all Americans over 25.

The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed (and hence clamorous to be led to safety) by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, all of them imaginary.

H. L. Mencken

The only thing that separates us from the animals is our ability to accessorize.

“That’s Texas right there—tacos and oil rigs.”

Nuttier than elephant shit at a peanut festival

This just in: AWFUL, or Affluent White Female Urban Liberal.

Loss of an Obsession

I have sensed it for some months. I just did not want to admit it to myself. I have been fascinated with spanking since high school. Not a day had gone by that I had not thought of spanking several times.

The obsession has expired.

I will continue to post images that I find attractive on a less frequent schedule. Call it in fond remembrance of a lifestyle.

I may also post my thoughts about other subjects.

I have enjoyed the engagement of many of you, and I hope that may continue in some way.