Foolishness since 2007

Foolishness since 2007
Foolishness since 2007

Friday, February 13, 2026

School Daze Fantasy

From the warped mind of loyal reader Al Gore

Somers Point, NJ, was a town where the whispers of the ocean were a backdrop to the rigid rhythms of Catholic school life. Sister Agatha, a towering figure with raven hair and a stern gaze, cast a shadow over the hallowed halls of St. Joseph's High School. Her presence was felt in every corner, a silent sentinel of discipline and order. The students spoke of her in hushed tones, and not a single soul dared to cross her path without a second thought.

For one unfortunate senior, the monthly seating chart had delivered a cruel twist of fate. The desk at the forefront of the middle row was notorious for the impending doom it brought. Sister Agatha had a peculiar fondness for the ritual of spanking, her eyes gleaming with a dark spark whenever she'd lay her hand upon a misbehaving student's behind. The boy, a newcomer to her class, was about to learn this lesson the hard way.

The classroom buzzed with the nervous energy that always accompanied Sister Agatha's lessons. The walls, adorned with images of saints and stern reminders of divine judgment, seemed to close in as the nun's voice sliced through the air, demanding an answer to a question that had been posed. The boy, lost in his thoughts, had missed the question entirely. He sat, pencil frozen over paper, as the room grew quiet, each student's gaze shifting to the back row where a girl had whispered a clever remark. The boy's chuckle escaped before he could stifle it, a single note of mirth in the otherwise tense atmosphere.

Sister Agatha's eyes narrowed, and she swiveled her head to pinpoint the source of the disturbance. Her gaze locked onto the boy, and with a swiftness that belied her size, she was upon him, her hand shooting out to grip his arm. She yanked him from his chair and, without a word of warning, bent him over the desk that had claimed so many others before him. The sound of fabric rustling filled the room as she pulled his pants and underwear down to expose his bare skin, the cold wooden surface pressing against his thighs. The girl in the back row, whose wit had sparked his laughter, watched with a mix of horror and fascination.

The classroom held its collective breath as Sister Agatha's hand hovered over the boy's upturned bottom, the anticipation palpable. Then, with a sharp crack, the first blow landed, echoing off the walls. The boy's cheeks bloomed crimson, and a gasp of pain slipped from his lips. Sister Agatha's sadistic smile grew wider with each subsequent smack, her hand coming down with a force that left a clear imprint of her hand on his tender flesh. The boy's eyes watered, his knuckles whitening as he gripped the edge of the desk for dear life.

The girl in the back row couldn't tear her gaze away. She felt a strange mix of pity and excitement, her heart pounding in her chest. Sister Agatha's hand, a blur of motion, painted a vivid picture of pain on the boy's backside. Each strike was met with a yelp, and the room seemed to pulse with the rhythm of the punishment. The tension grew, a silent crescendo of anticipation for the moment when it would end. The other students squirmed in their seats, some trying to look anywhere but at the unfolding scene, while others watched with a morbid fascination.

Then the spanking was over. 'Pull up your pants, James, and go to your desk,' said Sister Agatha.

As James took his seat, the imprint of Sister Agatha's hand remained stark against the redness of his skin. He sat gingerly, the sting of her discipline a constant reminder of his mistake. The rest of the class stared, a few with sympathy, others with a hint of relief that it wasn't them. Sister Agatha, seemingly unfazed, resumed her lecture, her eyes sweeping the room to ensure no further missteps would occur. After class, Cynthia, the girl who made him laugh, came to him. I am so sorry I made you laugh.

I should be spanked too, maybe we should do something about that, he said with a smile.

Her eyes lit up with a mischievous glint. Maybe we could talk to Sister Agatha after school, she suggested. James felt his stomach flip, a strange mix of dread and excitement coursing through him. He had always had a crush on Cynthia, and the thought of sharing a private moment with her, even under these circumstances, was tantalizing.

The rest of the day dragged on, the memory of his spanking a constant throb in his mind. The whispers of his classmates, the occasional sympathetic pat on the back, all served to amplify his discomfort. But when the final bell rang, he found Cynthia waiting for him outside the classroom door, a sly smile playing on her lips. She led him to the empty hallway, her eyes flickering with an unspoken challenge.

Sister Agatha's office was a place of legend and fear. The door was always closed, the only sounds that escaped were the occasional muffled cries of regret and the steady tick of a clock that seemed to count down the seconds until the next transgression. Cynthia's hand trembled slightly as she knocked, and the door swung open to reveal the stern-faced nun, her eyes narrowing at the sight of them.

"You wish to speak to me?" Sister Agatha's voice was a low rumble, a thundercloud in human form.

Cynthia stepped forward, her voice a soft murmur. "Sister, it's about James spanking today..."

Sister Agatha's eyebrow arched. "Ah, James. Did my little lesson not make an impact?" Her smile was cold, the kind that sent shivers down spines.

James gulped. "It did, Sister, but... Cynthia feels she should've been punished too. She's the one who made me laugh." He glanced at Cynthia, hoping she wouldn't change her mind.

Sister Agatha's eyes shifted to Cynthia, assessing. "Is this true?"

Cynthia nodded, her cheeks flushing with a mix of embarrassment and excitement. "Yes, Sister. It was my fault. I said something that made James laugh. I think it's only fair that I receive the same punishment."

Sister Agatha's smile grew more pronounced, a twinkle in her eye that sent a shiver down James' spine. "Very well," she said, stepping aside to allow them into her office. "You've come to confess your wrongdoing. That shows some responsibility. But actions have consequences, young lady."

The room was small and sparsely furnished, the walls lined with bookshelves and a single, sturdy chair in the center, which Cynthia knew all too well from rumors whispered in the halls. Sister Agatha closed the door with a firm click, and the sudden silence was deafening. James' heart raced as he watched Cynthia approach the chair, her hips swaying with a grace that seemed almost seductive under the circumstances.

"Bend over, my lap Cynthia," Sister Agatha instructed, her tone unyielding.

Cynthia's heart skipped a beat, but she obeyed, her hands shaking as she lay in the sister's lap, her skirt hiked up to expose her pale, unblemished skin. James couldn't help but stare, his eyes drawn to the curve of her hips and the tension in her thighs. Sister Agatha's hand pulled down Cynthia's panties exposing her bare bottom.

"Come stand here," Sister Agatha ordered James, her voice deceptively calm. He moved to where she pointed, right where he had the best view of Cynthia's beautiful face and her upturned butt.

James took his place, his heart racing as he watched Sister Agatha position Cynthia's bottom, aligning it with her hand. Cynthia bit her lower lip, her eyes squeezed shut in anticipation. The first smack landed, and Cynthia's eyes flew open, a gasp escaping her. James felt a strange sensation, a mix of pity and something he couldn't quite identify. Sister Agatha's hand fell again and again, each blow eliciting a louder sound than the last. Cynthia's cheeks began to turn a deep shade of pink, and soon enough, they were as red as the ones James had been nurturing all day. James felt a stirring in his pants at seeing her white cheeks change to pink.

As the spanking continued, Sister Agatha's grin grew more sinister, as if she enjoyed the power she held over them. The smack of her hand against Cynthia's skin was punctuated by the occasional squeak or muffled cry, and James found himself torn between the desire to comfort her and the urge to watch her squirm. James watched intently as his dick grew hard.

When Sister Agatha deemed Cynthia's punishment sufficient, she stood the girl up, her bottom glowing red and her eyes wet with unshed tears. "Now, you can go and think about what you've done," she said, her voice a mix of satisfaction and dismissal. James took her hand and they walked out of the school together with sore bottoms.

As they made their way home, the awkwardness of the situation began to wear off. Cynthia looked at James with a strange blend of sexual excitement and embarrassment. "You know," she began, "I shouldn't  have gotten you into trouble like that." Perhaps you should spank me too.

James' eyes widened, his heart thudding in his chest. "What do you mean?" he asked, trying to keep his voice steady. My parents are both at work late, come home with me and give me a spanking, she pleaded.

Her words hung in the air, a challenge wrapped in a veil of innocence. James felt his blood rush to his face as the implications of her suggestion dawned on him. They had never been alone together outside of school, and the thought of being the one to spank her filled him with excitement.

"Okay," he managed to say, his voice hoarse. "Let's go to your place."

Cynthia's house was a quaint, two-story house with a white picket fence, the epitome of suburban normalcy that seemed to mock the abnormal turn their day had taken. Inside, the scent of her mother's baking lingered in the air, a stark contrast to the tension that coiled around them. She led him to her room, which was adorned with posters of boy bands and stuffed animals that seemed to watch them with knowing eyes.

"So, how do you want me to do it?" James asked, his voice shaking slightly. He had never been in a situation like this before, but Cynthia seemed to know what she wanted. She turned to face him, her cheeks still flushed from the spanking she'd received in Sister Agatha's office.

"Just like Sister Agatha did," she replied, her voice low and sultry. "Bend me over your lap, and use your hand." He sat on her bed and she moved to his side. He felt his palms sweating as he took her by the waist and gently bent her over his knee. Her skirt rode up, revealing panties and hand prints still visible from the nun's earlier punishment. Cynthia's heart raced as she felt James's firm hand on her bottom, his touch both comforting and thrilling.

He raised his hand and brought it down with a gentle smack, the sound of it echoing in the quiet room. She yelped, the sting surprisingly potent. He paused, looking at her for a sign of whether to continue. Perhaps you should take my panties down too, she said. James hesitated, his throat dry, but he knew he couldn't back down now. With trembling fingers, he pulled her panties down, revealing her bare bottom. The sight of her reddened bottom made his heart race even faster, and his dick pushed up toward Cynthia. He breathed deeply and took in a view of her he never thought he would see. Her sweet bottom was begging for his hand. He raised it again and brought it down firmly onto her skin. He loved to see her squirm and her cheeks jiggling, and he was getting a peek at the dark hair of her sweet pussy.

James's hand fell in a steady rhythm, each smack sending a jolt of sensation through Cynthia's body. She couldn't help but let out small, stifled moans with each impact, her body reacting in ways she never knew possible. The pain was intense, but it melded with a strange thrill that seemed to pulse through her veins. She felt his hard cock pressing against her side, and she knew he was getting off on this as much as she was. She guided his hand between her thighs, put your thumb inside of me, and rubbed your fingers on my clit. He was nervous but did as he was told, his thumb sliding inside her wet pussy and his index and middle fingers playing with her clit. OOO spank me, James, play with my pussy, she moaned. Her words sent a jolt through James, and he began to spank her with more force, his other hand exploring her wetness from the back between her cheeks. He felt her tense up with each smack, her body responding to the dual sensations of pain and pleasure. He could feel her getting wetter with each stroke, and the realization that he was the one causing this reaction was intoxicating.

Cynthia pushed back against his hand, her hips rocking in time with the spanking. She had never been so aroused in her life, the mix of fear and desire coalescing into an overwhelming need. "Harder," she gasped, her voice strained with passion. "Spank me like Sister Agatha."

Cynthia's words almost triggered James to cum in his pants. He took a few deep breaths, calmed himself down, and brought his hand down with renewed force, the smack of flesh on flesh filling the room. He watched as Cynthia's buttocks jiggled with each blow, her cheeks growing redder by the second. The sight was mesmerizing, and he felt his own pleasure building.

As his hand fell upon her, he could feel her pussy tightening around his thumb. He moved his thumb in and out of her faster, his other fingers playing with her swollen clit. She was so wet, and her moans grew louder, her body betraying her pleasure despite the sting of his hand. It was as if she was begging for more, and he was more than happy to oblige.

Her bottom was now a fiery red, the outline of his hand clearly visible on her soft, tender skin. He couldn't help but admire his handiwork, his dick aching for release. "I'm going to spank you until you cum," he whispered into her ear, his voice thick with lust.

Cynthia's breath hitched, and she nodded, her voice barely audible. "Yes, James spank me." The thrill of his words sent a fresh wave of arousal through her, and she pushed back harder against his hand, eager for the climax she could feel building within her.

Her moans grew louder, filling the room with the sweet sound of her surrender. She could feel her orgasm approaching, a crescendo of pleasure that seemed to sync with the sting of his hand on her skin.  James's grip tightened on her hips, his thumb pumping in and out of her, his fingers working her clit in a delicate dance that had her on the edge. He could feel her body tremble with each smack, her legs shaking with the effort. I am cumming, she moaned.

The moment she climaxed, her body convulsed, and she let out a cry of pure ecstasy. James felt her pussy spasm around his thumb. He stopped spanking, and she collapsed against him, panting and trembling. I think you need a reward for being so brave, she murmured, her voice hoarse with desire. She got up and went to her panty drawer and pulled out a soft pair of satin panties.  She reached for his belt and unbuckled, her hand sliding into his pants to grasp his still-throbbing erection. She wrapped her panties around his penis, the softness of the fabric adding another layer of sensation to his already heightened state.

With a gentle tug, she guided him to her bed, pushing him down onto the mattress. She straddled him, her eyes never leaving his as she began to stroke him with the fabric-covered member. Her movements were slow and deliberate, teasing him with every pass. James felt like he was in a dream, his mind reeling with the reality of the situation. I think you need a spanking to go with this, just like I got, she said. On your hands and knees, she commanded.

James complied, his heart racing as he positioned himself on the bed. Cynthia climbed onto the bed behind him. One of her hands caressing his buttocks, and the other holding the panties to his penis. She raised her hand and brought it down with a firm smack. He yelped, the pain mixing with the pleasure of her touch. She began to spank him, each hit sending a shock of sensation through his body. The satin panties were a gentle cushion against his cock, but the sting remained, a delicious excitement that grew with each smack.

Her hand fell rhythmically, her grip on his erection tightening and loosening in sync with the spanking. He could feel her breath against his neck, her own excitement palpable in the air. She whispered in his ear, "Do you like it, James?" His response was a moan of pleasure, and OOO spank me, Cynthia, his body arching with each stroke of her hand.

The room was filled with the sound of flesh meeting flesh, the occasional squeak of the bed, and their ragged breaths. Cynthia's strokes grew harder, her hand leaving a warm, tingling trail across James' bottom. She could feel his cock throb in her hand, and she knew he was close to climaxing. "I want you to cum for me," she urged, her voice a seductive purr.

James felt his orgasm approaching like a freight train, the tension in his body building with every smack. He couldn't believe this was happening. He was cumming in Cynthia's panties. His hips bucked against her hand. "I'm going to cum," he warned, his voice strained.

Cynthia's hand sped up, her grip tightening as she urged him over the edge. With a final, powerful smack, James felt his release explode through him, his body shaking with the force of it. She continued to spank him through his climax, her own excitement building until he collapsed onto the bed, spent and panting, the wet panties wrapped around his cock.



They lay there for a moment, the only sound the heavy thump of their hearts and their ragged breathing. Cynthia leaned over to kiss him, her lips soft and warm against his. It was a kiss filled with the promise of more to come, a secret shared between two consenting teenagers exploring the boundaries of their desires.

Thursday, February 12, 2026

Paddles & Such

A post that was buried and now found. I mailed paddlles and such to a half dozen readers. This is a report from one of them.

The "paddles & such" you sent were used a lot last year as my girlfriend at that time really enjoyed this type of activity. Unfortunately, since last December they haven't been in use as we parted ways. I'm a dyed-in-the-wool conservative and she is very liberal, so it was bound to end eventually I suppose. It's like the old Eagles song "Life in the Fast Lane" where it goes... "They had one thing in common, they were good in bed, she said faster, faster, the lights are turning red."  




Anyway, I included a photo of the leather strap she liked by far the best. The wrist & ankle cuffs were also very popular as well. The strap was light enough that it could be used for a long while on her, bringing her to multiple orgasms. The others were also used, just not as often. I had hoped to get some before & after photos of her, but sadly did not. Next time, I will get some pics and send them to you.

Thank you,

Arizona Dave

Thanks Dave, hope you have another partner now.

Wednesday, February 11, 2026

Only Bare Bottoms?

Yesterday's post about paddling tight-fitting jeans fell flat with readers. Oh well, Jack and I enjoyed the memories.

Guess you are only interested in bare bottoms?


The first person who enters the elevator with me, I will let paddle me.

Tuesday, February 10, 2026

Sounds Like the Crack from a Rifle

I love to hear the crack of a wooden paddle on snug-fitting jeans. So does Bacall.


I shared our fondness for that rifle crack sound with a gal on social media. She replied

omg yesss the way that sharp CRACK echoes when it smacks my jeans right on the sweet spot. gets me so fucking wet instantly

Since we quit traveling, she feels no need for denim. She now buys slacks that she thinks will be fun to paddled in. Thin and smooth. She will come to wherever I happen to be and ask me to feel how good they feel. Half the time, she will bring along a paddle. Life is good.

There zero comments on the Paul Thorn tune I showcased last week, I Guess I Will Stay Married. How about Can't Find My Way Home" written by Steve Winwood that was released by Blind Faith on their 1969 album. 1969! The year Bacall and I married. This version by Haley Reinhart is remarkable for the shorts she is wearing. Woof.

When Bacall retired, the DOW was 10,000. It just passed 50,000.

Personal achievement - I fixed Colorado Chile Stew yesterday. I remembered not to rub my eyes or touch my Johnson after handling the dried chiles.






Thursday, February 5, 2026

First Thursday

For Openers


I always loved a half slip. She knows what he wants to see and pushes it out.








Done Been Spanked





Sunday, February 1, 2026

Totally Unrealted Items

I had a better draft post, but Blogger decided I did not need it, and it went poof. First time for that.

Back in the days of white heels and big trunks.


I have always enjoyed verbal jousting with women, especially the sassy ones. I knew beforehand I might not win the match, but I enjoyed the tussle. When they realized I would not back down, they might give ground to level the playing field.

That's how I met my wife. I was working in the Men's Clothing Department part-time while I took classes part-time. The store was having a sale. Their sales were always a big event.

While I was finishing up with a customer, I noticed a cute gal with her hands on her hips, and a divine bubble butt not so patiently waiting. She had come in to buy her younger brother a suit. I mismarked the suit for alterations on purpose so she would have to come in again. Conviently the alteration ticket had her phone number on it.

I don't recall if I spanked her on the first or second date. 

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Joni Mitchel - Laughing and crying you know it's the same release. I have thought that spanking and orgasm are the same release.

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FIFTY-FOUR PERCENT of American adults read below a sixth-grade level. We are becoming a postliterate society.

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I find this humorous. A gal from Mississippi that I paddled a few times a year introduced me to Paul Thorn.  I have posted some of her emails in the past. There are more. I should post some of them. She could be exceptionally sassy when she wanted to ensure a good paddling.

PaulThorn - I Guess I'll Just Stay Married

Thursday, January 29, 2026

Eleven for Your Consideration


Since I announced my changed tastes and reduced posts, readership has plummeted, along with comments. Hope folks found something better.

She makes me feel good just looking at her


Proud to show off her matching set



On her toes