Foolishness since 2007

Foolishness since 2007
Foolishness since 2007

Wednesday, April 1, 2026

Three's Company

Reader George sent us this:


This picture reminded me of something that happened years ago.


My ex-wife went through a phase after her hysterectomy where "everything" was a spanking implement and "everyone" wanted a spanking. And the story that follows comes from that. Honestly, it was both a good and a bad time. She enjoyed her spankings still, but really embraced spanking others during that time. She even explored finding spanking couples on the internet, but it wasn't our cup of tea. However, I was surprised by how many friends were up for a try once she became forward with asking. Some good times there. [Bogey agrees]


So let me begin with some background. I had bought an old dresser because it was American Chestnut wood to use to repair a rocking chair that had been my grandmother's. At some point, someone had replaced one of the drawer fronts with one from what I would assume was a piece of Mexican furniture. It was oak and crudely carved with sunbursts and moons in a medallion pattern. Of course, Mrs. Spanko thought it would make a good paddle. So I made one out of it. We used it once or twice, and it wasn't particularly remarkable in use or painful to receive, except I noticed the side with the carvings seemed to break a lot of blood vessels and leave terrible bruises even with moderate force. Of course, the other side was just flat, and although it was kind of heavy for play, it worked OK. We had a little shack near the lake, and the paddle ended up there, hidden on top of the kitchen cabinet, for emergency purposes. 


At that time, my wife had befriended our housekeeper, who was a half-Mexican girl who was kind of cute and about five years younger than her. The third one in the trio was a redhead from Georgia that we called "Peaches," who was also younger than her and always in some kind of mess, relationship-wise. Both of the "girls" hung around the house on the weekends, and I had my suspicions that Mrs. Spanko was at the very least being spanked by these girls because there were always a lot of winks between them and a fair amount of blushing for no real good reason. In fact, the thought crossed my mind that she might be getting sexual with them, but both of the young ladies denied it after the ex had left them and me behind.


So Mrs. Spanko and her sidekicks decided they were going to have a lingerie party at the lake house, and they invited about half a dozen other women over for drinks and rubber dick sales or whatever women do at those things. And I'm sure some clothed play spanking with the little ping pong type paddles painted pink with hearts and all that jazz went on. The two younger girls and Mrs. Spanko were going to stay the night, and I would swing out on Saturday morning and take them all for a little boat ride before we made a late lunch and then headed back to town. 


I roll up a little late that morning, and Mrs. Spanko is sitting on the porch with a cup of coffee. I ask her where the girls are, and she informs me that those "girls" drank a whole bottle of tequila last night and she couldn't wake them this morning. She said all this with a little smirk on her face, like she was privy to something I was not and wasn't going to be. Sort of relieved I didn't have to ass with the boat. I grabbed a beer to help with my slight bourbon hangover and flopped down in the chair next to her. Some time after she went in to check on the girls, and shortly after, Peaches came wandering out wearing one of my T-shirts for a nightshirt and carrying a cup of coffee. She looked pretty green around the gills and went directly to the edge of the porch and leaned on the railing. A few sips of coffee, and she began to heave and leaned over the rail to vomit. When she did, the T-shirt slipped up enough that I could see her butt cheeks. She had fair skin and her cheeks were just absolutely covered with those deep red bruises that I knew came from that "furniture" paddle. I kept quiet and changed my position before my wife came outside again, acting like I didn't see anything. In fact, I went in and started to make some breakfast for myself, toast, and some chicken noodle soup I found in the cabinet for the hangover crew. 


I did not see the housekeeper's bottom (that day). But she was all over the wooden kitchen chair while eating, and I suppose that answered my question. That evening, when I got home, Mrs. Spanko was washing the dishes I had left the night before, and I walked up behind her and pulled her sweat pants down enough to see what I needed to. She spun around, and her face wasn't as red as her buttocks, but close. Later, while she slept after sex, I examined her posterior a little closer and noticed a moon in its first quarter on her right cheek. Kind of wrapped around, like an amateur spanker might have misjudged and struck that area with the end of the paddle. Maybe even a little harder than normal, being fueled by alcohol.  


I bet that person regretted it when it was her turn.😅 Not one of the three ever spoke a word about the whole ordeal to me. And I guess that's probably why it's such a vivid memory.   


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Hopefully, you are feeling a little better. I hope your bride is recovering well also.  

Saturday, March 28, 2026

For Those in Social Insolation

 For Openers

Think She Runs Track?


Ideal Office Wear

Bet her skirt is tight also






The Double Mint Twins?





Friday, March 27, 2026

A White Lab

I want to share the weirdest thing that ever happened to us. I have never been able to express my feelings about it. It happened.


I was raking the blanket of acorns in our front yard. We had a massive oak tree that produced a prolific crop of acorns each year. I was taking a break, sitting on the front steps with Bacall. Our neighborhood did not have any outside dogs, but a white lab appeared and walked directly towards us. He did not solicit petting. He looked at Bacall and put a paw on her breast. The one that had been cut and radiated. He held his eyelock with her for a few seconds, then turned and walked away.

We watched him for a few seconds, looked away, and when we looked again, he was gone.

We asked all our neighbors if they had ever seen a white lab in the neighborhood. No one had.

20 years later, Bacall is cancer-free.

Make of it what you will.


Tuesday, March 24, 2026

Those Damn Cookies

 On Mar 13, 2026 John Walter <johnwalterxxxx@blah.com> wrote:


Hi.  I was going to leave a comment on the website thanking you for the latest fantastic collection of delightful derrieres.  However, I discovered that I could not comment unless I accepted cookies from blogger.com that would allow blogger.com and its parent Google to track my movements across the website.  This must be a new thing that bloggre.com has imposed, and it is disturbing.  Having Google compile a dossier on my web viewing is a very steep price to pay in order to leave a comment!  What is the world coming to?

Please know that your work on the website is appreciated, even if our ability to comment online has become so difficult.

John

Hi John, Thanks for the note. 


WP has always required third-party cookies.I deem them harmless to my privacy. All browsers have the ability to delete all cookies at any time. Also to delete them when quitting the browser.


Good News: They ID me to websites like my brokerage, credit card sites, and of course, to WP. Beats getting a texted code to sign in every time I want to go there.


I selectively delete the ones I don't want every week or so.


We are all tracked by other means. You can be tracked by your IP address. If you use a VPN that helps, but you can tracked by the unique footprint of your computer.


There is no escape. 


Cheers Bogey

mybottomburns@gmail.com 

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I left this part out. If you have your browser set to accept third-party cookies, you will receive a cookie when you see the first bare bottom on OBB. This true for most sites, such as Lowe's.

When you comment, WP wants to link your throwaway email address with the phoney bloloney name you post the comment under.

You should have one email address for personal business and another one for your kinky interests. They should not be linked to each other in any way or disclose your phone number.

So you already have a cookie. Comment or not.


Wednesday, March 18, 2026

You may be wrong


I just don't feel much like posting. Blame it on the anemia I have, thanks to Leukemia.

I will share one quote with you from a modern politician.

Whatever you believe, you may be wrong.