Learning to Count

This is the number one

 

I Have Never

I have never bought bottled water.

I have never played video games. 

And I am proud of it.

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Experienced Hand

Seeks spankable derriere

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Little Debbie

This could be about Debbie, whom I paddled for years until she moved to Miami. She was little, had a bubble butt and loved to be paddled.

But this about Little Debbie Oatmeal Creme Pies.

In the early 80's I was laser-focused on learning everything I could about IBM's online operating system. [It was called CICS]. It was very much misunderstood. I attended five IBM schools, which, for the most part, were worthless.

I would stay after normal working hours, essentially having the computer to myself. I tried all sorts of contortions to see what worked and did not. 

When I got hungry, I ate a coupla of Little Debbie's. I kept boxes of them in my desk. The sugar high kept me going.

After about 2,000 hours of experiments and another 3,000 programming, I knew the system inside and out and wrote manuals I could use to teach other programmers.

Over the course of a half dozen years teaching those courses all over the country, Little Debbie netted me seven figures. 

The other Little Debbie.

The Finger

Remember the mouse giving the eagle the finger?

This college girl's gesture reminds me of it. She has decorated the paddle that will soon make her bottom red. But she will not go quietly.

This is the type of paddling I always liked. No hint of discipline/punishment. I'm curious if all men can really appreciate what I am talking about. Fun for both.

We Don't Leer

Women accuse men of leering at women. That is not true. It takes us longer to assess a woman than it does for women to appraise a man. The latter is done in less than a second. You have seen it many times. A woman across the room checks you out in half a second. If she maintains eye contact after that, you are a winner. If not, see what’s on TV.  

This is not just the case with human females. Consider the Birds of Paradise. The males have fancy plumage and spend a day or more making a nest. The female stops by and, in seconds, decides whether to mate or move on.

Men need more time to evaluate a woman. Sure, we pay attention to T&A. It’s in our DNA to ensure they are capable of ensuring live birth by having hips that are wide enough and breasts large enough for proper nutrition. We are also concerned that her limbs are long enough to fit comfortably behind her head. We need a few seconds to determine if the angle from the bridge of her nose to the edge of her lips approximates the Golden Ratio. All this and more, but we are not leering.

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A Readers View on Position

I prefer OTK. For me, OTK is truly a shits and giggles fun spanking position. It is difficult to take it seriously if you are OTK with your wife or GF. To me, bending over like in school would conjure up too many images of punishment spankings. I am not interested in that, hence why I prefer the fun of going OTK.

Whatever works for you. I am diametrically opposite. OTK holds no appeal to me and is a turn-off. I bent over for the paddle in school in almost grade. Yet, I don't associate it with punishment as an adult. I love to hear "Bend over".

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For those fond of Bending Over, here is a lass bending over for the paddle.

https://www.spankingtube.com/video/152498/school-style-paddling

 

Now With 11% More Foolishness

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Mesmerizing

Look at her rubbing herself for 11 minutes

Lighter Faire

Not much spanking today, lots of foolishness.

For Openers. - Look in her eyes

Girls Just Wanna Have Fun

I'm an old guy, a slip pulled up is exciting to me

Panties Headed South

Bacall has done this quite a few times. The best was when we were in an adult store with a vanilla couple. She slapped her bare leg with a strap and exclaimed "That stings". The other woman was incredulous that she did it.

Let me know when you tire of looking at her

Humor

Total Absence of Decorum - She failed charm school.

Thanks to AI, Jennifer is a slut

Beyond Happy Hour

Only Jodphurs Can Mold an Ass Better than Jeans

Finding Hers - Beats Charades

When I was in the Navy, the ship was in dry dock in Washington State for 10 months. For about three months our work and berthing areas were totally redone, back to bare metal. They had no place for us, so they cut us loose. We had to muster on the flight deck once a month for a few minutes, then back to fun. 

Four of us took a house on the Hood Canal and I could write a book about that summer. I will tell one short story. I was dating a gal and her younger, sister flirted with me when her sister was working. Always wanting me to take her for a ride on my bike.

I was 19 and she 16. That's statutory rape. I never let it go farther than me spanking her bottom bent over the bike. I wonder if she ever told her sister?

You have heard of getting a run in stockings

Panty Drop

Pretty in Pink - Would You?

Passing the time until your train comes

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