Foolishness since 2007

Foolishness since 2007
Foolishness since 2007
Showing posts with label Paddles. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Paddles. Show all posts

Monday, August 3, 2026

Posted With Hydrocodone

38 Feet 1932 Gar Wood "Miss America X"

 

Four Packard V12 Engines
125mph - The record held until the 1960's


How much is a trillion?
One million AND one billion are at the far left




Don't You Love to Hear a Wood Paddle Crack on Tight Jeans?





I believe it says "Ella, you rock"

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Tried to sleep in the bed. Pain woke me up, so I spent the rest of the night in the recliner with a heating pad on my back. The heat makes me itch, so I wiggle around until I can reach the itch with a back scratcher.

Thursday, February 12, 2026

Paddles & Such

A post that was buried and now found. I mailed paddlles and such to a half dozen readers. This is a report from one of them.

The "paddles & such" you sent were used a lot last year as my girlfriend at that time really enjoyed this type of activity. Unfortunately, since last December they haven't been in use as we parted ways. I'm a dyed-in-the-wool conservative and she is very liberal, so it was bound to end eventually I suppose. It's like the old Eagles song "Life in the Fast Lane" where it goes... "They had one thing in common, they were good in bed, she said faster, faster, the lights are turning red."  




Anyway, I included a photo of the leather strap she liked by far the best. The wrist & ankle cuffs were also very popular as well. The strap was light enough that it could be used for a long while on her, bringing her to multiple orgasms. The others were also used, just not as often. I had hoped to get some before & after photos of her, but sadly did not. Next time, I will get some pics and send them to you.

Thank you,

Arizona Dave

Thanks Dave, hope you have another partner now.

Wednesday, May 21, 2025

Paddles, Floggers and Whips

 Peter wrote: On the presumption that a whip in this context is a single braided device tapering along it's length, I have a single specimen about two metres (6ft 8 in) long and is used regularly with my spanking partner. There is also a range of floggers with tines (or falls) of various thicknesses in my collection, some of which are as severe as a whip. The sole experience of tying to a tree was some years ago, when my spanking partner at the time, loved being tied to trees, the rougher the better. No similar experience since.

My knowledge of whips is limited. I showed pictures of two mean-looking whips. I have never seen such whips in real life. I imagine they would be worse on the bottom than a bunch of switches. I also showed two pictures of how bottoms might look after they were lightly used.

Peter, our knowledgeable reader from across the pond, informs us.

A multi-tailed implement, such as that pictured, over here is called a flogger or martinet (from the French for small whip). I have a large collection of various lengths and thicknesses of leather strands, plus one with horsehair and another with rubber cord. They are popular with the ladies here. Those with long strands need plenty of practice!

Martinet, yes, now I recall. I recall reading that they were generally available from shops like apothecaries. We had a small flogger with rubber cord. Ideal for pussy whipping.





One reader went off on flogging in the Royal Navy. Not even close to the ballpark.

I once used a single-tail whip (quirt) that was in the toy chest of a woman. She rode horses and bought it at a tack shop.  She was eager for me to use it on her. I slapped it on my leg and immediately knew that was a mistake. I told her she was crazy, but she still wanted me to use it on her. I did. It left marks with little effort on my part.

We have several floggers. The leather on two of them is almost as soft as Charmin and feels sensuous. A half dozen gals would lie nude on a king-size bed to be flogged by several guys with floggers like these. 


Almost as soft as Charmin.  Elicts purrs

We have another flogger that has a bit of a bite to it. Even used with full force, it will not break the skin.

Enjoying being flogged at the San Francisco Street Faire



How any leather or wood implement feels is determined by factors that are never discussed. 

How leather feels is determined by the tanning process, the chemicals used. The same animal hide can be processed to be soft or rigid.

I bought leather at Ren Faires. There was always a guy who had a bin of tanned leathers that I could pick through to find what I was looking for. Some shoe repair stores that do custom leather work, wallets, tack gear, etc, will have a small stock of leather.


We normally describe a wooden paddle as so long, so wide and so thick.  Such specifications are almost meaningless. Wood density is the primary factor that determines how it will feel. So WTF is wood density? Simply, it is how close together the cells are packed.

Here is a chart that shows the density for a few species. Balsa is 7-9. Pine is 22-35 (A wide range, as there are several species of Pine). Teak, one of the heavier woods, is 41-61. I assure you that a Teak paddle is all about thud. (Teak is excellent for marine use as the cells are densely packed, leaving little room for critters to move in and eat)

I have used Popular and Pine for paddles. The low density produces maximum sting and only a little thud.

Lignum vitae is one of the densest woods, with a rating of 79. It has a handsome grain. I have seen paddles made from it. I would describe them as clubs.
 

I have an Australian stock whip. I bought it to crack. I never had any intention of using it on human flesh.  It's for use from horseback to deal with the 145 venomous there. snakes. The fall is 10 feet. The handle is 20 inches. Sounds like a .44 when cracked.   


My knowledge of bondage is equally limited. I would say that most of the things I have done in this area have been at the behest of my wife and a few playmates. It does nothing for me to restrain a woman. However, bondage does ring a bell for many women, and I am all about ringing bells.

That, my friends, is one way I am different. I give spankings they want. Not what I want.

I do enjoy telling a woman she can not move for the next ten licks.  Works very well on Bacall. "The next ten will be hard. You can not move." "Do I have to?" "Yes". Swoons [into submission that lasts for ten licks]


Wednesday, February 19, 2025

Holes or No Holes

Adm Note: I post a few pictures that can not be posted here almost every day to ourbottomsburn.bdsmlr.com. New logins to bdsmlr have been closed for months, and I have no idea if they will ever allow new registrations again. However, a few of the lastest posts will be displayed.

It was nice to be able to post any content to the ourbottomsburn website. But what turned out to be a $200 a month cost to me was a little much.

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Written by a loyal reader:

Since I am not an expert at Physics, I went to the expert. The answer below is from Artificial Intelligence. I phrased the question to ensure no Kink filters were activated. 
 
 Question Posed:
 Regarding the physics of a flat body such as a wooden plank striking a surface, does the plank strike the surface harder if there are air relief holes in the plank?  

The Answer returned:

At the speed of a normal human arm swing (roughly 10–20 m/s for a fast strike), the presence of air relief holes in the plank would make a small but potentially noticeable difference in impact force, though not dramatic. Here’s why:

Factors Affecting Impact Force

  1. Air Cushioning Effect (Minimal at Human Swing Speeds)

    • Without holes: When the plank gets very close to the surface, air is momentarily trapped and compressed, which slightly reduces the impact force.
    • With holes: The holes allow air to escape more easily, reducing this slight cushioning effect, leading to a marginally harder impact.
  2. Aerodynamic Drag (Negligible at This Speed)

    • At 10–20 m/s, air resistance is present but not a dominant force.
    • If the plank were moving at very high speeds (like 100+ m/s), reducing drag via holes would matter more.
    • At arm-speed velocities, drag reduction from holes would have an insignificant effect on the plank’s speed before impact.
  3. Mass and Structural Integrity (More Important Than Air Resistance)

    • Adding holes reduces the mass of the plank. If mass is reduced significantly, momentum () decreases, which could actually reduce impact force.
    • If the structure weakens due to too many holes, the plank could flex or deform, dissipating some impact energy.

Final Verdict

  • Small Holes (Properly Spaced): Might allow slightly harder impact by reducing air cushioning.
  • Large or Many Holes: Could weaken the plank and reduce impact force.
  • At Human Speeds: The difference is minor, but in extreme cases (large surface area and very fast swings), the effect might be perceptible.

So, while air relief holes might slightly increase impact efficiency, their effect at human arm speeds is relatively small compared to the plank’s weight, stiffness, and how it's swung.

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I made several paddles as gifts, like the one on the second from the right. I used  Popular wood which is "light". I blindfolded my three "nieces" and paddled them several times with and without holes. It was, at best, a coin toss as to which paddle they thought I was using.

A human might detect a difference for a long wide frat-style paddle.

Based on the evidence presented, I claim holes in paddles make no discernible difference.