Not an April Fool's Post
You have seen the meme that shows a female who is miffed because her man has looked at another woman.
Bacall has always pointed out women that she knows will interest me. That shows self-confidence.
In early marriage, she made one rule. If I were to have an affair, the other woman had to be better looking than her. That set a high bar.
She does not care if women flirt with me, sit in my lap, or press close on the dance floor. She will privately tell me about any that are playing for keeps. And she has always been right.
She comments on men with "no ass". I have never heard her mention a man with a great ass. So I asked her to judge some photos of men as suitable for spanking. Several times she said this would be easy if they were standing rather than being OTK. I suppose this is a difference in how women size up men as opposed to men doing the same to women.
She judged these male tails as being spankable.
My wife would agree, standing shows off a guy's butt more than OTK. Just like bubble butts in women, the buns shown here are more spankable than some I have seen in some Amateur vids.
ReplyDeleteIt was news to me.
DeleteI have wished for a more spankable butt...Mine is OK but as I age it gets tougher to maintain.
ReplyDeleteIt gets us all. Thankful that spanking exists mostly in the mind.
Delete“Youth, is the most beautiful thing in this world—and what a pity that it has to be wasted on children!” attributed to George Bernard Shaw
I was complinated on how I had a spankable butt decades ago, sadly it no longer that way, but my wife knows how to set on fire what I still have over some pillows. That is a nice collection, especially, the spankers who are smiling. By the time I got to the last picture, my bottom felt like it was burning.
ReplyDeleteI got compliments back when. Now nothing is said. I guess that is better than hearing that it's droopy or something. I only like smiling spankers. Those who are happy to be of service. Maybe you should show your wife what you need. Yes, I am sure of it.
ReplyDeleteI am sure mine is not the way it was back in the day, but its passable. I am a long time cyclist and credit that with helping hold back some of the effects of age and gravity.
DeleteShe knows! We plan one of our Black Jack tournment the next time she is home. Who ever looses three out of five games, gets what the bet is. I have to decide carefully what I get if I lose because I am litterally betting my ass telling her exactally what I will get and with what and that can depend on how sure I believe I will win. The price of gambling can be high. She is happy to collect.
DeleteThat's way more dicey than the way we do it. One of us will say I need a spanking or I am going to spank you.
DeleteI have been told I have a very spankable butt. Like some have said, it is hard to maintain. I would suggest a lot of squats and stairs. I do not know about how spankable these butts are, but I know I would not refuse to go over any of those ladies knees
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