Dear Readers, it was my intention to post yesterday. I have been in a fog the last two weeks. I have not felt like doing anything. I blew the IRS off with an extension. I have no clue what penalties I will incur. I had a 4K refund when I stopped, before doing capital gains. Maybe that will cover it. I'm just in too much of a fog to concentrate.
I went to the doc to get a test done. On the down elevator, an attractive nurse got on. It has become the custom to ask everyone how they are doing when meeting them and saying Have a good day when you part.
I impulsively told her I would feel a lot better if I had a good-looking woman to look at a few hours a day. She took it with the matter-of-fact sincerity I intended and smiled. My social engagement of the week.
We went to the grocery store yesterday afternoon. We were both dragging when we got home.
It's 11:30, and I am awake after taking an Ambien.
Meanwhile, perhaps this will provide you with some amusement.
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Make your choice:
Make it on the kitchen counter or on the top of the dryer?
A fictional person who you think would be good on the kitchen counter.
The best sexual compliment you ever got.
Have/would you have a threesome? If so, how did it work out for you?
I went to reply to this comment, and it was lost. So I am posting it for Roscoe.
ReplyDeleteRosco commented on "Sex Preferences"
17 mins ago
Never on a kitchen counter. The most unique place that comes to mind was on a raft on the Colorado River in the Grand Canyon - in a slow section.
Bogey: The GC sounds like fun. I did not know there were any two-person rafts. However, your choices were the counter or dryer. I'll put you down as favoring the dryer.
I can’t think of any specific oral comments. I did meet a very attractive woman at a party - she was playing pool in a miniskirt attracting a lot of attention. I was surprised when she came to my school a few days later and ravished me in a stairwell.
Bogey" Woof!
Never had a threesome. But I did spend the night in between gorgeous blonde twins in a tent in a rainstorm. I spent half the night fondling one while thinking about both.
If there were three people you had a threesome with TWINS! Triple score.
Thanks for retrieving my comment. The raft was 16 feet, one of 4 or 5 with gear for a two week trip and capable of running big whitewater. We let the other boats drift downstream before we engaged. The next day, another couple did the same.
Delete"Sex Preferences" let's not forget about clown sex - that should be in a folder some where on your computer - the picture too
ReplyDeleteYour score for today is 0 for 3. PS No clown sex
DeleteIt was a funny story, the nose honk, the silks, and of course the pie in the face
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ReplyDeletePeter Galtaire has left a new comment on your post "Sex Preferences":
Neither counter or drier, but in the back of an original Mini called for real athleticism!
Oh heck, I probably could not get my 76" self in a Mini when I was a teen. Much less have sex.
Irene Adler is my choice for the fictional coupling.
Sexual compliment, now we are delving into ancient history! Modesty prevents disclosure of the details!
Threesome, having been a teenager in the swinging sixties, it was twosome, threesome, foursome, or orgy. It was said that we were the first generation to really enjoy sex, but the last not to fear it. Just to remind other readers, this was the UK, the nation that uses wardrobes for their hangups.
I did not have a threesome until I was 40.
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ReplyDeleteJacknpgh has left a new comment on your post "Sex Preferences":
Forget the kitchen counter or the dryer.... Once, and only once back in my 20's , while driving a car down a quiet wooded road.. yes its possible! Today, I would end up in the Series "Sex sent me to the ER!" Best Compliment: "Jesus Christ on a bicycle" Never did or want to do a threesome...I like to pay attention to one at a time. Ha!