Foolishness since 2007

Foolishness since 2007
Foolishness since 2007

Tuesday, December 31, 2024

Happy New Year


 

Panties Headed South


It would take all my willpower not to just take her right here


Gracefully Assuming the Position


Without motels sex and spanking would be cut in half



A Wooden Kitchen Spoon Always Works




I am going to need a second


What you wanted to see and how you hoped she would paddle you. Her split skirt showing a flash of thigh got your attention.

Thanks to AI, you perverts can now see your gf or sister spanked.

Twelve of the best perfectly lain on




















Monday, December 30, 2024

Three Fantasies

 They are all going to spank you in their bra and panties.


Reality: The closest I can recall is when three gals were paddling me. I was blindfolded and was to guess each paddler. I recognized the first paddler as Bacall, so I had a 50/50 chance of guessing the other two. Of course, I got to paddle them, plus the witness, who did not paddle but liked to watch.

Fantasy: Your partner learns her friend has a spanking bench. You will fit over it just as well as she does They are going to put you over it and take turns paddling you. 

Reality: I have made spanking benches but I have never been over one.

Fantasy: You are time-traveled back to 17. You drive your gf home from school. You go inside after her Mom had warned you not to. Mom comes home unexpectedly and finds the both of you stark-necked necking on the sofa.


She tells her daughter to fetch the hairbrush. As you bend over, she sees you both have a pale pink blush on your bottoms. You have been spanking each other.  Now Mom is going to make you use the hairbrush on each other.

Reality: I spanked her. It was her Dad who came in the front door and found us intertwined. He told me we would not be dating anymore and for me to leave. She told me later, she got spanked and grounded.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NuRr0AyNjtg

Bonus: Orgasm by hypnotic suggestion





Friday, December 27, 2024

Grumpy or Smiling?

Too many, for me, F/M images show stern, grumpy looking women poised to spank.  They are not for me. I want my spankers eager and cheerful.

Faux punishment or real fun.

Your choice.










Thursday, December 26, 2024

OBB on bdsmlr. - Update

Did you get this when you went to OBB on bdsmlr?


To see more than the most recent activity, you have to sign in. If you don't already have a login, you are screwed, as registrations are closed. I don't know why registrations are closed or when they will reopen.  You should have registered sometime over the last year when I suggested it.

OBB on bdsmlr has things I can not post here, such as "parts" and "long" video clips.

The link is always in the right margin, but you can barely see it.

OBB on bdsmlr


A reader suggests:

It is probable that they have run out of server capacity, as sometimes the scrolling is very slow. The site is supposedly funded by advertising revenue, and if the click-through rate is not generating enough revenue, then they are unable to fund sufficient server capacity to support the increased traffic of new members.

It is a common problem with porn sites that do not have a monetised core product, but rely on advertising revenue. Mainstream advertisers are not keen to be associated with porn sites. This is why Tumblr were forced to remove what they regarded as the more hardcore content, just to keep advertisers happy.

Monday, December 23, 2024

White Christmas by United States Navy Band


Most of you must be at Grandma's based on the sparsity of eyeballs and lack of comments. I will wait to post pictures until you come back to town.


Ginger and I will wait here by the tree until you return

Like you have never heard or seen before

 White Christmas by United States Navy Band


Go Navy



Saturday, December 21, 2024

Pussy

Before we get to pussy, we have the Christmas images of the day. The first is our mantle, showing our Santa spoon.


The second shows Bacall spreading Christmas cheer to a deserving bottom.


Honor Blackman on a subject the world is obsessed with


Pussy Twinges - Bacall reliably informs me when she has twinges. They can occur with or without me. When I am not the proximate cause, she desires that I take action to relieve them. A good spanking followed by sex always roots them out. Sometimes, they will occur during a spanking, and I will be encouraged to spank harder. Still, other times, they occur during sex. When my wee willy is suddenly squeezed by a twinge, I am shocked by the sensation and want more.

If women start in their 20s to build up their pelvic muscles, they can massage a man into an orgasm. I was not able to convince Bacall to do this exercise.

I suspect, but do not know, that strengthening pelvic muscles would benefit childbirth.

An aside that has nothing to do with the subject. Jennifer Lawrence was on a talk show. Her humor is quick. She wore the prerequisite short skirt. She spent a few seconds tugging the skirt into submission while sitting down. She then uncrossed her legs and held her arms parallel to her legs and informed the host "If you didn't know, this is where babies come from".

I was 40-something until I learned that pussy slapping is highly erotic for a woman.



Some women can orgasm without being touched. I was fingering a gal who took forever. [It may have been me] I whispered something in her ear and she exploded. I was never able to recall what I said. I am a dumb ass.

A great many women get stimulated from spanking. A rare few can orgasm from spanking alone.

She was a very rare person indeed. She was warm, great sense of humor, and lots of fun to play with. She loved role play and being scolded.  After a warm up with my hand, I used to whisper in her ear, give her a few good paddle swats and watch her orgasm.  But, it had to be a combination of slow firm spanks preceded and followed by gentle scolding that put her into subspace. When she crossed over, I  could watch her body language change. She was multi-orgasmic, so this might be repeated several times over the time we played which was usually an hour or two. Of all the play partners I have had over the years, she was the best,........ until I met my wife.

Gals Being Spanked

I used her crop or paddle on her, but it never occurred to me to use her belt. Until Bacall bought a belt at a craft fair in Oregon. One use and she declared it off-limits.










Yesterday, I got out her fav wood paddle and a strap she bought from Nu-West a few centuries back. When she was almost dried off, I had her over the bed for my hand, the strap, and the paddle. I have not been spanking her often enough, as the mild strap really had her distressed.

She got dressed and brought me the paddle to show me her red Christmas panties. I showed her what the paddle felt like on her panties. An hour or so later she tells me she can still feel it. I told her she was a lucky girl.