Foolishness since 2007

Foolishness since 2007
Foolishness since 2007

Thursday, June 30, 2011



Some pictures need no words.


She guesses that soon her arms will be bound over her head and she will feel something on her backside. She is not sure what, but it will be delicious.

Wednesday, June 29, 2011

On Being Popular

Most Bloggers get excited by numbers - visitors, followers, hits, etc. I do too. But, we have never done anything to attract traffic. It comes or not. Our original idea was to share our admittedly unique spanking style and have some fun doing it. That has not changed.

Originally, we had a few links to Blogs we liked. Everyone of them died. Perhaps our links were the kiss of death? Now we don’t have any links. So all can rest in peace.

We don’t have ads and we don’t review commercial sites.

When I post serious topics, there are usually very few, if any, comments. Admittedly, that is a little disappointing. But, not even MBS always gets spot on thoughtful responses.

When I post eye candy pictures, there are usually several comments. White Panty Monday’s were especially popular. So while I know my reader’s tastes, I don’t plan to pander to them. If a picture is especially interesting to me, I will share it. But, just pictures of bare bottoms. Nope!

Tumbler seems to be the new rage. Just pictures without any text. So pictures are available and I don’t need to lose any sleep worrying that OBB readers might not be getting their daily dose.

According to a gadget in the right margin, our top referring sites are Consensual Spanking, Chross, MBS, Spanking Bloggers Network, and Spanked By My Lady. Three of the five are of interest to us.

We have 97 followers. I wonder if all 97 still read OBB? I will consider it a milestone if we pass 100.

I could publish pictures of Bacall getting spanked, but you have seen a few of those, though you did not always know it was her. <grin> I could go into the photo vault and publish private pictures. I have done that on occasion while respecting privacy, but that will not be regular fare either. I could publish pictures of Bacall paddling me. Nope, don’t have a camera with a remote control. So you are lucky.

So what’s in the future? I suspect more of the same. But I will try to somewhat limit eye candy in difference to our three female readers. <smile>

candy panties

Oops this picture of candy striped panties just appeared. It’s not my fault.

Tuesday, June 28, 2011

Enjoying It


Whatever you do, enjoy it to the fullest.


This lass seems to be relishing how the flogger is going to feel on her bare bottom.


if you ask nicely

This lass seems eager to feel the hairbrush she is proffering to the man to use on her bare backside.

My apologies to our readers. I often tend to leave out words in sentences. It makes understanding a bit difficult. I proof read, butt……..

I have noticed that many of my posts in recent weeks are little more than eye candy that appeal to the male readers. To prevent losing our female readers, we will have to do less eye candy.

Monday, June 27, 2011

White Girdle Monday

White Panty Monday’s were very popular, judging by the comments. Well I am completely out of pictures of white panties, but I have a few of white girdles. So here is edition one.

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Friday, June 24, 2011

Panty Freaks


The Pink Report had this picture.


Which reminded me of this picture.

another panty freak

You don’t suppose a man was involved in these pictures do you?

Spanking and panties just go together.

Have a great weekend!

Thursday, June 23, 2011

Popping Over


Were just popping over… One of my fav terms that Brits use.

On this side of the pond we might use it to indicate that a popping/spanking was over. OK, Bacall you can get up now, your popping is over. Do pop by the next time you need a good popping.

I am thinking this young lady has an ideal shaped bottom for a good popping.



Isn’t summer grand?

Wednesday, June 22, 2011

Kate Upton

A lass with a firm bottom suited for spanking.


bottom kate upton

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Kate is an avid horseback rider and was in 2011 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue.

Kate Upton TWIT Pics

Does she wear jodhpur's?

Tuesday, June 21, 2011

After Action Report

by Bacall

Today Bogey got a paddling. We don't always want the same old, same old stuff.  It makes one wonder after decades of being together what I could do that would be different.  Well, first, I put on a fancy black bra & panties, then a white top and skirt - going for the "slutty" look.  Next the shoes - something conservative that a teacher might wear.


I got out two paddles to use - one is thick which we call the Principal’s paddle.  The other is thinner, which we call the Teacher’s paddle.   (We name our paddles - doesn't everyone?)

I proceeded to get the paddles popping on his backside. After I was done with the Principal’s paddle, I gave him a short break.

I took off my top and skirt. You know it's hard work paddling someone. Winking smile  Bogey says I am dressed for a paddling.  I thought I was dressed to give a paddling! He gave me the  stingy Teacher’s paddle - ouch!

When I am finished paddling Bogey, I must have once again felt "paddle proof" because I took down my panties and asked him for more with the Teacher’s paddle.  I have never been paddled on the bare bottom with it.  It lived up to it's name!  And it was something new for us.

Friday, June 17, 2011

Forgot Your Jodhpurs, Girls?

A regular reader across the pond who knows of my penchant for jodhpurs, sent this article. While I do like to crop a lass wearing tight riding pants, no pants is OK too.

no pants

Wednesday, June 15, 2011

Not a Short Plaid Skirt

It’s been awhile since I have posted a picture of a comely lass in a short plaid skirt. And it’s going to be a little longer. This is short and it’s plaid, but it’s not a skirt. But who cares?

short and plaid

PS I am moving to Arizona.

On the home front, the paddling’s continue. In the last few months most of our engagements have been what Bacall terms joint actions. Meaning, we both get red bottoms. Always something a little different.

We did a short preview this morning of what we will both get tomorrow.

No matter how many times I bend over, the first lick always burns a little more than I expect. By the time she has given me six or eight, I am on fire. I try to give her the same experience.

Tuesday, June 14, 2011


I guess I am now vintage or retro. I grew up when females wore girdles, stockings and crinoline slips. I was not adroit as Joey on Friends at un-hooking bra clasps. I learned to ask for help. The girls could shed their clothes a lot faster than I could get them off.
I never beat Bacall at undressing. As soon as I closed the door, she flew through the air, divesting her clothes and landing on the bed waiting for me. One of her many talents.
A typical outfit in my high school years.
Bullet bras were popular when I was in junior high. To my regret, I never saw one in the wild.
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I do recall panty girdles worn by lasses who had no need for them. I learned to ask my date to take them off. Otherwise, way too much time would be wasted by me trying to get one off in the front seat of my car. I might not get lucky, but we both enjoyed the pleasures of the flesh.
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This lass bears some resemblance to Bacall when I met her. The hair, long legs and stockings. Bacall was much better looking however.
I hope you enjoyed my trip down memory lane, where lingerie, spanking and sex are intertwined. God bless the lasses who dress for us.

Monday, June 13, 2011

White Panty Monday

Number 11 in the series of 12. But, fear not fans, a follow on has been suggested.

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Doesn’t they make you want to paddle someone? It does me.

Bless the lasses for taking the time to dress in a way that drives men to be interested in them.

Friday, June 10, 2011

Spanking without Sex...any takers?

Paolo in Dublin had what I thought was an interesting post on the dilemma of spanking and sex. I really wish it had gotten a through discussion, but there were only two comments.

Hermione defined on MBS  a spanko as someone who derives sexual pleasure from the act of spanking. It may include giving spankings, receiving them, seeing them, reading about them, other spanking-related activities, or all of the above.

That leaves little room for non-sexual spanking, if there is such a thing.

Our  personal observations

When we started going to spanking parties, we decided it would be spanking only.

We heard from many women that some men would go through the motions of spanking, but they were more interested in sex than spanking.

There seems to more women who want just spanking than men willing to just spank. At parties anyway.

Spanking, without sex, with someone outside of your marriage might work, if there is no jealousy on the part of any of the folks involved. That’s a tall order.

Thursday, June 9, 2011

Rear of the Year


Bless the Brits for having this annual event.

Rear of the Year

Zelle’s Delighful Version of Coco Pops

Mine is from the TOP point of view...
I have a feeling.. others may make it from the "bottoms" point of view to parody this one!

Wonderin´ what to do

Then she made her booty jut
His hand did its dance
It was so like Paradise
Put him in a trance

Go! Timmy Timmy spanko Top Timmy Timmy Top
Timmy Timmy spanko Top Timmy Timmy Top

Her bottom had a dancin spree
Timmy's spanks did tingle
Held her tight & o'er the knee
Man she could sing a jingle

Then miss alpha told him what to do
1st his ire was razed
Soon he learned a step or two
That put her in a daze

Go! Timmy Timmy spanko Top Timmy Timmy Top
Timmy Timmy spanko Top Timmy Timmy Top
Timmy Timmy spanko Top Timmy Timmy Top

You can be like Timmy Top
And a spankin' nonstop
Lift her o'er like a sack
Bare cheeks side by side
A single swat
repeat steps
Now you are tannin' hide

Keep along the rythm track
Alphas be showin´ how
Now they start to arch their back
Man you got em' now

Go! Timmy Timmy spanko Top Timmy Timmy Top
Timmy Timmy spanko Top Timmy Timmy Top
Timmy Timmy spanko Top Timmy Timmy Top
Timmy Timmy spanko Top Timmy Timmy Top

Wednesday, June 8, 2011

Seeing Red

A serious topic today.

The color red increases the speed and strength of reactions.

A University of Rochester Study

What links speed, power, and the color red? Hint: it's not a sports car. It's your muscles.

A new study, published in the latest issue of the journal Emotion, finds that when humans see red, their reactions become both faster and more forceful. And people are unaware of the color's intensifying effect.

The findings may have applications for sporting and other activities in which a brief burst of strength and speed is needed, such as weightlifting. But the authors caution that the color energy boost is likely short-lived.

"Color affects us in many ways depending on the context," explains Elliot, whose research also has documented how men and women are unconsciously attracted to the opposite sex when they wear red. "Those color effects fly under our awareness radar," he says.


Not so serious

I think this is what is meant by Seeing Red. I saw her red panties and paddled her little bottom until it was also red.

Tuesday, June 7, 2011

Shimmy Shimmy Coco Pop?

I was cleaning the kitchen and started “singing” this oldie. I always though it was Coco Pop. Bacall came in and she got some Coco Pops. I thought what great lyrics for a Hermione type creative person to re-engineer with a spanking slant. If you are up the challenge here are the correct lyrics as preformed by Little Anthony and The Imperials. You have to be of a certain age to play this game.

Note the arch your back near the end.

Shimmy shimmy coco bop shimmy shimmy bop(ahh)
Shimmy shimmy coco bop shimmy shimmy bop(ahh)
Sittin´ in a native hut
All alone & blue
Sittin´ in a native hut
Wonderin´ what to do
Along came a native girl
Did a native dance
It was like a Paradise
Put me in a trance
Goin´ Shimmy shimmy coco bop shimmy shimmy bop
Shimmy shimmy coco bop shimmy shimmy bop
Joined her in her dancin spree
Felt my spine a tingle
Held her tight & close to me
MAN I am glad I am single
Then she showed me what to do
1st I was amazed
Soon I learned a step or two
Put me in a daze
Goin´ Shimmy shimmy coco bop shimmy shimmy bop
Shimmy shimmy coco bop shimmy shimmy bop
Shimmy shimmy coco bop shimmy shimmy bop
You can do the Coco Bop
Now´s no time to stop
Left her for a night came back
Bring ´em side by side
A single pitch
Last two steps
Now you are gunna glide
Keep along the rythm track
Girls be showin´ how
Now you start to arch your back
Man you got ´em now
Goin´ Shimmy shimmy coco bop shimmy shimmy bop
Shimmy shimmy coco bop shimmy shimmy bop
Shimmy shimmy coco bop shimmy shimmy bop
Shimmy shimmy coco bop shimmy shimmy bop
Shimmy shimmy coco bop shimmy shimmy AHHHHHH!

Monday, June 6, 2011

White Panty Monday–10 of 12

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Mmmm, a wet panty paddling in progress in the upper left! I love to give these. Have you tried rubbing glycerin on the cheeks? It raises the sting factor by the magnitude.

In the upper right, two lasses are removing her panties.

White Panty Monday would continue, but I only have 48 pictures of white panties. So for two more weeks enjoy.

Saturday, June 4, 2011

My Wiener Pledge

I have never had pictures of my johnson. I have no plans to have any made. So I can pledge with absolute confidence that you will never see such pictures of me here or anywhere else.

We fail to understand why men have such pictures and send them to others. We are much too old school to understand it.

Heck, we don’t understand why women take pictures of their hoohaa and send them to men.

This picture is far more erotic to our eyes.

lingerie stockings3

Wednesday, June 1, 2011

Boys and Girls Paddled together

Dublin Paolo commented on Bacall’s Paddled at School Redux: Boys and Girls being Paddled together? ...Why Not!!

Indeed, that is one of this switch’s fondest fantasies. How this for a story line?

A couple in their late teens arrive back at her home after curfew. How curfew works has been explained to them twice before. 30 minutes after they arrive her Mom checks to see why her daughter has not come inside. She finds them on the screen porch necking. Her daughter has her skirt around her waist and her hand on his jade stalk. She can not see any digits on his right hand. Mom lets the door close loud enough to get their attention and returns to bed.

When he brings her home from school the next day, Mom is waiting. She tells them she is going to paddle her and if he wants to continue to date her, he will also take a paddling. She has already discussed the matter with his Mother and she is in full agreement.

With no options left to them, she has them bare their bottoms and bend over the kitchen counter next to each other. She tells them they can hold hands, but they must stay in position until she tells them it’s over.

The bath brush has them in extreme distress in short order. And curfew is strictly honored.