Foolishness since 2007

Foolishness since 2007
Foolishness since 2007

Wednesday, November 29, 2017

Captioned Pictures

I am not a fan of captioned spanking pictures. And here's why. You start with a picture of an attractive woman seated. There is no visual connection to spanking, but her lap is exposed.

That would make this an ideal picture to caption with words that the woman would never say, but a submissive man would dearly love to hear. It's a harmless fantasy.

Wank on guys.

I have too much time on my hands. I tripped over a tumblr blog where the guy censors his pictures.

Yep, seems he does not have a woman to deny him, so he does itself.

Speaking of denial, it seems to me that a fair number of the FM sites are about men wanted to be denied. Teasing without orgasm, ruined orgasms, no self-pleasure, locked in a cage or just plain no sex. I can not relate to that.

In the December of my years, I wonder how many times I forewent an orgasm to do mundane things like cut the grass.

If you are into chastity, how about dual chastity?

The denial of sex is sexy to some.

Monday, November 27, 2017

Winter Blahs

In case you are already tired of Winter, and going south of the equator is not in the cards for you, maybe this will help.

Saturday, November 25, 2017

This And That

Every week things get more crazed, more chaotic. Another mass shooting and now mass gropings. Is that a word? You know boobs grabbed, boners rubbed on women, etc. I can't keep up. It's all coming at me so fast.

Dumb Asses Man on the street interviews done by various folks for decades have proven that most of the people educated in the US would fail the test for becoming a citizen. Here's a compilation. If you need more convincing or eye-rolling amusement here's one done by Jay Leno. It's no wonder there is no political dialog, just name calling, most of us are too damn dumb to argue.

Immigration - The focus is the Mexican border, building a wall. That's a distraction to me. More enter the US on temporary visa's and stay. Still more come to visit and stay. There are numerous visa programs, all designed to allow foreigners to come and work here. These programs are supported by all major employers. No matter how folks get here, most vote Democratic. How handy is that when you don't require voter ID - which is the case in the Blue states. More foreigners who will reliably vote Democratic is the long game for establishing a socialist state here. And it working.

A failed education system that outputs chuckleheads and foreigners who will vote Democratic. It's a winning combo.

Ann Coulter presents the case here.

Trump - The advocation to impeach Trump is wearing thin on me. What is his offense? His hair? 

I can not say that I am pleased with the progress he has made. But, then I consider that no one can move our bureaucracies to do their will. Not the President, not the Secretaries. 

I take that back. Our government is entrenched with liberals. They will follow the lead of a liberal. Obama proved that. We got all sorts of regulation under his administration.

But, they are not going to follow Trump. They know they can keep fouling up and just wait for another President.

Here's Scott Adam's report card on Trump. 

HRC is not going away. We are thankful she is not our President.

Are they twins?

This shot of her reminds me of Alfred E. Neuman. This week Hillary said that she believes appointing a special counsel to investigate her ties to a uranium deal with Russia would make the United States into an “authoritarian regime”.

I never liked anyone telling me what to do. That has always been the quick way to get me into fight mode. I am quite receptive to being asked to do something. But tell me. Nope. So someone making regulations or laws to control me is just not going to go down well with me. And that's what liberals like to do. Everything seems scary or chaotic to them and they want to make a rule to restrict it. In the graphic below, it's the first one that ticks me off. The rest I can just ignore.

Sexual Harassment - Several say they were surprised by the man in a hallway, elevator, like that. What surprises me is the women did not punch the guy in the throat, then knee him and call 911. Rather than watching him wank off, drop kick him. Yes, there are jerks and they will take advantage of women that will put up with it.

Saturday, November 18, 2017

The Eloi

Back in May of 2012, I wrote a few words comparing modern liberals with the Eloi depicted in the 1895 novel The Time Traveler by H.G. Wells's. 1895!!!

The 1960 movie Time Traveler show some scary parallels between the Eloi the current crop of young liberals.

They’re so dumb and docile that they don’t even know they’re cattle. It would be sad if they weren’t so dangerous to the future of the species.

The premise  ...the Time Traveller tests his device with a journey that takes him to 802,701 A.D., where he meets the Eloi, a society of small, elegant, childlike adults. They live in small communities within large and futuristic yet slowly deteriorating buildings, doing no work and having a fruit diet. His efforts to communicate with them are hampered by their lack of curiosity or discipline, and he speculates that they are a peaceful communist society, the result of humanity conquering nature with technology, and subsequently evolving to adapt to an environment in which strength and intellect are no longer advantageous to survival.

One of my favorite commentators picks up the comparison here.

Friday, November 17, 2017

Love Our Lurkers Day

Here we are again. This the 10th year OBB has participated in LOL.

LOL is supposed to be about encouraging lurkers to make comments. Blogs are best when interactive. We really enjoy knowing what you are thinking. Your thoughts often give us an idea for another post.

So yes, comments are welcome, BUT, I only comment when a post is well done, original, titillating, etc. If my readers have the same behavior, then OBB is not always original, or titillating. We do try. And we feel OBB is different from most spanking blogs. Not the best, but different.

Comments are down in the last two months. While readership is up. The Saturday posts are the most popular. Go figure. Bless you, Erica. You got Saturday posts started.

It would be a gift to us for you to comment on some posts we make during the coming year.

Here is our gift you today.

Three things that once gone never come back: Time, Words, Opportunity.

Three things that will destroy a person: Anger, Pride, Unforgiveness.

Three things that you should never lose: Hope, Peace, Honesty.

Three things that are most valuable: Love, Family and Friends, Kindness.

One more small gift, I added another spanking game. If you get bored and have some free time, read it from the sidebar Spanking Game.

Wednesday, November 15, 2017


I have always enjoyed paddling a woman wearing jeans. Sure paddling panties and bare bottoms are most enjoyable, but I like jeans for a change. The crack the paddle makes on jeans is louder.

Venom in Denim

Looks Like She Found The Perfect Fit

Bacall got new jeans. We are breaking them in.

Monday, November 13, 2017

Alpha vs Beta Males

Because I like to be paddled, I find myself visiting some spanking websites that are oriented to submissive (Beta) males. Most are fine. Some them make me want to gag. Because I like to be paddled, it's easy for others to assume I am submissive.

I saw this graphic the other day and I think it explains the differences in men pretty well.

I note there are things that Alpha males exhibit that are crucial to making it as a Navy SEAL. Such as being a consistent, no excuses winner and the ability to process discomfort.

Alpha's cooperate with women. They never think of women as bitches. Alpha's are never office back-stabbers. You can take it to the bank that a guy that does that is insecure and feels he must eliminate what he sees as competition.

You can see the many contrasts for yourself. I don't care to write a book on the subject. I just bring it up to say that just because a man likes a hot bottom, it does not necessarily follow that he is submissive.

Saturday, November 11, 2017

Islam Gave Us The Civil War

It's Veterans Day in the States. The day I put on a cap I only wear once a year. We will participate in the local event and then have dinner with our daughter and her husband at a Cajun restaurant.

Last week's post on where slaves were sold found some interest. Today, I will comment on the supply side.

My view of Islam is that it was started by a guy who dreamed of being someone. He accomplished his goal by either good tactics or blind luck, but he did conquer other tribes and steal enough booty and enslave enough folks to keep his fellow thieves happy and loyal to him. He was able to recruit more into his fold with each successful conquest. If a battle went against him, he would claim that they lost because they had lost their faith in Allah.

Now if I went up on a mountain and came down telling folks what Allah had revealed to me, you would place no credence in it. Mohammed had the charisma to pull it off, but that does not make it true.

So I say that Islam is based on conquest, thievery, and slavery and it was spread throughout the Mediterranean world by more conquest, thievery, and slavery.

While slavery was not unique to Islam, it was the followers of the Islam faith that brought it to the places they conquered. Don’t believe in Allah? Then you are our slave.

So just who were the folks enslaving blacks and selling them to whites? The ones who say Allahu Akbar just before cutting off your head. The same ones who were grabbing Europeans in the 1700’s and ransoming them. The same ones that Jefferson refused to pay tribute to, then known as the Barbary Pirates.

I say it was the followers of Islam that made slavery possible in North and South America. It was the followers of Islam who raided villages all over western Africa to capture humans that were sold to the redneck English who settled the southern states. The rednecks who had little, took care of nothing and made their living off the sweat of other humans and dreamed of being the equals of titled English. It was the combination of Islam and the dregs of the English that made the Civil War.


Just for Saturday readers. A song that will never be released, as Jimmy Page is very rigid about anyone else recording Led Zepplin music. Here's Robert Plant and Alison Kraus performing a bluesy haunting rendition of Black Dog.

Wednesday, November 8, 2017

The Way It Was

Post #1325

The Way It Was or maybe the way some thought it was.

I so get this. Our kitchen is hard, sounds escape and annoy me while I am goofing off in the next room waiting for the next feeding time. Kitchen's should be detached from the house. The workshop and the garage should be in the center of the house, right next to the playroom. 😁
So Bacall has been deceiving me all these years getting me to serve her glass after glass of wine. She needs a spanking.

I kid you not, she pulled this in early marriage.

Now our marriage is more like this. 

Monday, November 6, 2017

Bacall Takes The Mound

Bacall writes:

I got a new pair of panties in red, so this morning I decided to try them out.  I fixed my face, combed my hair and put on the panties with a red bra.  I also got out two paddles, one of which is red.  The red paddle is very old but has not softened with age.  Sometimes my brain gets me in trouble.  I even got to pick the place to get paddled knelling on the couch. Isn’t Bogey sweet!

Bacall's selections were the left and right paddles

So the session begins.  I kept saying “ow”.  Finally, I asked if he couldn’t hear me saying “ow”.  His comment, “Yes, I hear you. That’s how I know I am doing a good job”.  He’s also clever.

I guess I am a lucky girl.

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Bogey's Turn The Next Day

We are easy to amuse. With a $10 pair of panties, we got two days of entertainment.

After breakfast, I showered and put on the red panties. Great fit and comfy. They are statin finished on the back and it felt really good to rub my bottom. 

I got out my old friends, the Principal, and Teacher's paddles.

I wanted to be paddled bending over a chair in the dining room. Bacall gave me 8 with the Principal's paddle over the panties. They provided more protection than I am accustomed to. Then, I think, another 8 with the panties down. Counting was getting confusing.

Next, I was back over holding the seat of the chair with my back arched and my seat sticking out for another 20 or so with the Teacher's paddle. Neither one of us counted. I just know there were more licks than usual and they were hard ones. And so was I.

Bacall was a little disappointed that I did not feel my licks all day. 

The panties fit me much better than her so they will go into my drawer. We were hoping we could have another matching pair.

Saturday, November 4, 2017

Just One Graphic Today

I always thought most slaves were sold in the US. Not so. Most went to Brazil and Carribean islands. Only a fraction were brought to the US.

Just sharing the information. Not sure what to make of it. Do you have any insights?

OK, I lied. Here's another graphic. I have had this view for a long while. Just goes to show how demented I am.

Here's hoping the excellent Pearls Before Swine strip will not sue me for using it.

Wednesday, November 1, 2017

Sharing Underware

Longtime readers [not sure there are many] know that I like to wear panties for a paddling. They also know that Bacall likes to be paddled in panties and has three drawers of panties to choose from. Not sure what style of men's underwear is preferred in the article below. Men's briefs are thick cotton which sure does lessen the sting of a paddle. So I would not want Bacall in them.
From the Daily Mail:
Nearly half of young women like to borrow their partner’s pants as they find them more comfortable than their own.
Research reveals that among 2,000 people aged 18 to 24, 42 percent of women had worn men’s pants more than once in the past year. 
The study found that only 17 percent of men in the same age group had borrowed their partner’s underwear. 

Of course, this survey was done in over there and we all know how odd the Brits are. [grin]

Speaking of underwear, edible underwear has been around for a long time. Bacall found organic underwear on the web the other day. Turns out it's just a name for all cotton material. We wondered when there will gluten-free panties. How about free range panties? We enjoy four-wheeling, wonder if there will be off-road panties?