Foolishness since 2007

Foolishness since 2007
Foolishness since 2007

Wednesday, August 31, 2016

Just Messing About

I woke up this morning dreaming about wearing a white panty girdle. These things happen to me. After we had our baths, I checked my lingerie bag to see if I had one with me. No joy. Neither did Bacall. She got out all her panties and I choose a red pair. I cooked breakfast in them and then asked for some pops with the Principal's paddle over the panties. She gave me 8 which were well received. 

Since we are in a private area, I decided to have my second cup of coffee outside wearing the red panties. I took the paddle with me. After coffee I asked for some more pops and pulled the panties down. Wow, roast bottom, I felt those a lot more without the protection. I went for a third set, but by that time the endorphins were in full bloom and I did not feel a thing.

Monday, August 29, 2016

Cat Suits

There seems to be a universal outfit, no a uniform, for dominatrixes. A cat suit with boots and a whip.
It's  not turn on for me, but it must be desired by a lot of men. We all like spanking, but we sure are a diverse group.

Caps are optional 

 Perhaps shorts are a summer wear option

Dildo's are another option

Saturday, August 27, 2016

Saturday Sexted

I'm definitely getting old.  No!  On second thought, I AM old.
You know how teenage girls like to flirt and tease old men?  Well . . . 
A young neighbor gal recently "sexted" me this picture and asked :
"Well old man, what do you think?

 I texted her back...
"You need to clean up your room."

OK, that was a joke. But, it's real close to home. I have posted here before how I don't post pictures with messy backgrounds. Yep, getting old.

Friday, August 26, 2016

Wednesday, August 24, 2016

Maybe We Are Jaded?

It seems that spanking blogs we like are in decline. There remains only one that we faithfully follow that is regularly published - Ronnie’s. We like her blog because she writes about the spankings she solicits and gets in a way that pleases us. We wish we could write in her style. 

While there are new spanking blogs every day, most publish recycled web pictures that we all of us have seen before. Yet some of those blogs are quite popular. 

We are not excepting OBB, we post recycled pictures far more often than we would like. We just do not always have something personal or unique to write about. It would be helpful to us if more of our readers shared their thoughts and experiences with us. Often that inspires us with an idea.

Monday, August 22, 2016

Bacall Gets What She Wants

One place in our travels that stands out for me is a quiet campground in a mountain setting.  The first time we were here, I got a spanking while I was facing a grove of myrtlewood trees. That paddling and the setting was such a turn-on, that every time we return to the Oregon coast, I want to relive the experience.

So once again here we are on the coast.  There are numerous sights to explore and it is a feast for the eyes.  We have parked at a delightful place along the river, we go out daily to explore and then return home with fresh fish.

I knew the day that we were headed to my favorite place, so my anticipation increased daily with me getting all tingly.  Finally the day arrived, but in the mere seven miles inland from where we were it was 15 degrees warmer.  Bogey was less then thrilled with the heat and talking about leaving.  My disappointment was becoming acute.  I pointed out a campsite that had a big shade tree. We pulled into it and it was pleasant enough.  Now that I knew that we were staying, the anticipation of the paddling the next morning got me very excited.  We sat outside in a pleasant breeze having hors d'oeuvres and wine.  As the sun set, the temperature dropped. So, here we are in a very quiet place with beautiful mountain scenery having wine, reading and my mind is focused on the morning's activity.

I slept well, we had breakfast and I got myself prepared for the paddling to come.  Let me tell you, I was hot and bothered!  When I get into that state of mind I become "Miss Tough Fanny".  It was Bogey's pleasure to give me the hard spanking that he wanted to give me.  And like a good girl, not only did I take it, but I enjoyed it immensely.  My bottom was as hot as the rest of me and once again, my dream had be brought to fulfillment.  I am one lucky girl.

PS, we took pictures, but they just were not up to standards.

Friday, August 19, 2016

Olympian Tribute

Remember a decade or so back, when full body swim suits that imitated shark skin were banned for giving an unfair advantage?

Well, now women have discovered that bare bottoms improve their play.

Don't believe me? Well name one other reason these darlings would parade around in these skimpy bottoms.

When a perv like me sees cheeks likes these he wants to paddle.

Wednesday, August 17, 2016

The Evil Hairbrush

The Hairbrush may be the most popular instrument, but it’s never used by us or on us. In early marriage Bacall bought one on impulse. The cashier made a comment about it when we checked out, indicating that she thought it would be used on me. We laughed and she did not say another word. I guess she felt she had revealed herself.

I tried it out on Bacall and she declared it was evil. Then or later she tried it on me, I fully supported her position that it was evil. We then understood why it was the go to implement for Mom’s. OTK with a hairbrush is indeed punishment. It’s small size makes it ideal to use briskly leaving no time for recovery until it strikes again. I try to humor Bacall’s desire to paddle me OTK, but before she gets to a dozen I am off her lap. She giggles.

Nope, no hairbrushes in our home.

But, it enjoyable to look at pictures of others being hairbrushed.

As I was finishing this post, I noticed I had used the label "Hairbrush" before, so I looked and found I had discussed it four times. Here is an except from a 2008 post.

We tried a few hairbrushes over the years, but none were effective. They were either wimpy or thudy. Becall got a vanity set for high school graduation, which included a hairbrush. It’s not wood or plastic, but some man made material that makes it a 10 on the thud scale. But it is silent and we used it from time-to-time when noise was a concern.

One day, Becall saw a Vidal Sasson brush that looked like it would work. At the checkout, the clerk remarked how good it was for spanking and thought should be used on me. We bantered back and forth for a few minutes and then she must have realized how much she had admitted and sealed her lips.

Let me tell you, this hairbrush works. After it’s first use on her, Becall declared it off limits. And so for years, it was used for brushing her hair. Last year, I had her bring it to me and I whacked her a few times with it, before she said that I should feel it. Lordy, Lordy, was she ever right, that sucker set me on fire. I put it aside for a future play date and told her she should paddle me hard and fast over the knee, just like I was a kid. As you know, she loves me over her knee and she likes to pop me hard and fast and get me wiggling around. So she had an agreeable time and I found out what a bona fide hair brushing feels like. I prefer a paddle thank you very much.

Monday, August 15, 2016

Asking For It

Still on the road. Enjoying the flora of the Oregon coast and the delightful coolness.

The TV show Dragnet had a running line when Jack Webb as Sgt. Friday questioned a talkative witness to a crime, “Just the facts, Ma’am”. That’s the way we write about our spanking episodes. Just the facts. We wish we could make it exciting to read. I can say that for some reason the frequency of spankings is trending up. Maybe it’s the lunar cycle or something. 

The other day Bacall was in the mood for a paddling. She told me the paddles to use and how many with each one. Being the good submissive I am, I obliged her. I was aroused before the first lick. That was no big surprise. When I completed my assigned task, I was rock hard and since she was kneeling on the couch I had her right there bent over. I could say I pulled her hair, but she would not like that. I could say I screamed her sister’s name, that is supposed to give a wild ride, but she does not have a sister. I could have cut her panties off, but I have never carried a knife. Still, it was good sex.

Sunday, August 14, 2016


Erica mentioned that the number of viewers she gets is lower since Chross stopped doing Spankings of the Week. I was flabbergasted to read her blog gets only a 100 or so more views than OBB. Especially considering her blog has both correct English and pictures of her spanked backside. I will never be able to do the former and who wants to my spanked bottom.

OBB's top post remains one that is really nothing special at all. I just happened to pick a title that is probably googled more than any other phrase. No I am going to tell you what it is. I should have deleted it long ago, but I keep it and grin as the hits keep going up.

In second place is one that has a similar title to the first place finisher, though at half the number of viewers. Art is in second place to real life I suppoe all the time.

Third place goes to a picture of a real life principal showing off her paddle.

In fourth place is one of The Devine Miss E's short stories. It was Chrossed.

In fifth position is a post is about an outdoor paddling we did in Nevada.

I can't say I miss Spankings of the Week for it was seldom that my tastes matched his. But, for all the folks that enjoyed it, I am sure it's letdown.

Thursday, August 11, 2016

Eating Pussy

I read an article by a woman who said most men have little clue how to give good head.

“Too slobbery, too intense, too much gratitude expected,” said one commenter.

 “Instead of learning useful hand techniques, most men smush their faces into my pussy and think I’ll be impressed with the effort.” 

Some sex educators have found that only about 14% of women report that receiving oral sex is the easiest way for them to get off. [the sex of the giver was not noted] And if women do take a long time to come it’s likely because the stimulation isn’t that successful. Women’s orgasms don’t take any longer than men’s—if they’re masturbating.

I mention this as submissive men think that oral sex is the best way to worship their partner. 

Maybe they know what they are doing.

Anyway, cunnilingus seems all the rage now. Seems like only yesterday that spanking bloggers were all about a steak and a BJ.

Tuesday, August 9, 2016

Bacall's Birthday Spanking Month

I gave her the second installment of her birthday paddling today. This time outside.

We got to talking about her birthday spanking’s in years past. Back when we went to parties. Now understand, we knew the people at these parties, some for years. So it was not like she was being paddled by “strange men”. Birthday’s were no secret, they were announced every month. One year, the host had the hotel put on their outdoor sign. “Happy 50th Birthday Bacall”. She got lots of presents and of course, lots of spankings.

Two guys that she really liked to play with sat facing each other in chairs and she went over both of their laps. I did not see it, but she told me they each counted, One, One, Two, Two… And that was only one of her spankings that weekend. She was like all the other women, several spankings a day were normal. She might be a little sore before the party was over, she she was also smiling.

Monday, August 8, 2016

44 Things About Us

Ronnie recently posted this meme so in an effort to appear more human here are our answers.

She included a picture of a pistol in panties, so not having an original idea, I copied her.

First Bacall

44 Things About Me

1. Do you like blue cheese? Yes

2. Have you ever smoked? Occasionally a very long time ago

3. Do you own a gun? yes

4. What is your favorite ice cream flavor? Cherry

5. Do you get nervous before Doctor visits? No

6. What do you think of hot dogs? Yum!

7. Favorite Movies? Gone With The Wind

8. What do you prefer to drink in the morning? Coffee

9. Do you do push ups? No

10. What’s your favorite piece of jewelry? Pearls and my grandmother's engagement ring

11. Favorite hobby?  Traveling

12. Do you have A.D.D.? No

13. What’s the one thing you dislike about yourself? Overweight

14. What is your middle name? Ann

15. Name three thoughts at this moment.. I like questionnaires , I HATE doing things on the computer that I don't understand and rarely do, and I wish it was a little warmer

16. Name 3 drinks you regularly drink? Coffee, water & Diet Coke

17. Current worry? None

18. Current annoyance right now? Doing something on the computer that I don't know or remember how to do

19. Favorite place to be? Alabama Hills

20. How do you ring in the new year? We rarely celebrate anymore

21. Where would you like to go? I guess I am where I would like to be

22. Name three people who will complete this? 

23. Do you own slippers? No

24. What color shirt are you wearing right now? Mint green

25. Do you like sleeping on satin sheets? Don't remember ever sleeping on satin sheets

26. Can you whistle? Not any longer

27. What are your favorite color? Red

28. Would you be a pirate? No

29. What songs do you sing in the shower? I don't sing in the shower

30. Favorite girls name? Katherine

31. Favorite boys name? Wayne

32. What’s in your pocket right now? Nothing

33. Last thing that made you laugh? Watching rerun of NYPD Blue last night

34. Best toy as a child? Doll

35. Worst injury you ever had? Fractured wrist

36. Where would you love to live? I love where I live

37. How many TV’s do you have? 4 counting the one in the RV

38. Who is your loudest friend? Karen

39. How many dogs do you have? None

40. Does someone trust you? Hope so

41. What book are you reading at the moment? Prince of Darkness by Robert Novak

42. What’s your favorite candy? Buckeyes

43. What’s your favorite sports team? None

44. Favorite month? April

Not bored yet? Then here are mine

44 Things About Me

1. Do you like blue cheese? 
YES, any blue veined cheese

2. Have you ever smoked? 
Cigarettes, cigars and pot.

3. Do you own a gun? 
Yes, several

4. What is your favorite ice cream flavor? 

5. Do you get nervous before Doctor visits? 

6. What do you think of hot dogs? 
My grandson wants to eat as many as I do.

7. Favorite Movies? 
Butch Cass­idy and th­e Sundance­ Kid
Citizen Ka­ne
Cool Hand ­Luke
Dances wit­h Wolves
Driving Mi­ss Daisy
Out of Afr­ica
Shawshank ­Redemption­
Steel Magn­olias
The Last P­icture Sho­w
The Lion i­n Winter
Who's Afra­id of Virg­inia Woolf­e

8. What do you prefer to drink in the morning? 

9. Do you do push ups? 
Not as much as I should. The days of doing 50 Marine style are long over

10. What’s your favorite piece of jewelry? 
Don’t care for bling 

11. Favorite hobby?
Don’t have one

12. Do you have A.D.D.? 

13. What’s the one thing you dislike about yourself? 
Lack of impulse control

14. What is your middle name? 

15. Name three thoughts at this moment.. 
The difficulty of coming up with some of the answers for this

16. Name 3 drinks you regularly drink? 
Water, Scotch and Beer

17. Current worry? 
Living another year in decent health 

18. Current annoyance right now? 

19. Favorite place to be? 
On a mountain looking out

20. How do you ring in the new year? 
In the past, usually with friends, now mostly by ourselves

21. Where would you like to go? 
Scotland, New Zealand and sail the coast from Yemen to India without pirates 

22. Name three people who will complete this? 
No idea

23. Do you own slippers? 
Yes, but have not worn them for years.

24. What color shirt are you wearing right now? 
Light mustard yellow T 

25. Do you like sleeping on satin sheets? 
OK, once in awhile in the summer

26. Can you whistle? 

27. What are your favorite color? 

28. Would you be a pirate? 
Some might say I am 

29. What songs do you sing in the shower? 
Anything, but Some Enchanted Evening is a fav because of the bass 

30. Favorite girls name? 

31. Favorite boys name? 

32. What’s in your pocket right now? 
Wallet and my polished rock 

33. Last thing that made you laugh? 

34. Best toy as a child? 
Hoot Gibson outfit

35. Worst injury you ever had? 
Slipped and fell on my face on a concrete boat ramp

36. Where would you love to live? 
Pacific Palisades in San Francisco 

37. How many TV’s do you have? 
Three, but we only use two 

38. Who is your loudest friend? 

39. How many dogs do you have? 
None, only because we travel

40. Does someone trust you? 

41. What book are you reading at the moment? 
The Prince Of Darkness

42. What’s your favorite candy? 
Chocolate covered cherries

43. What’s your favorite sports team? 
Don’t have one 

44. Favorite month? 
April and October

Saturday, August 6, 2016

Bacall's Birthday

Today is Bacall's Birthday. Guess what happened to her.

Since she was 40 something we have broken up her paddle pops into manageable portions. So today was installment number one. 

I don't think that is unreasonable, I would not care to try and take all mine in one session.

Wednesday, August 3, 2016

Paddled Together

I never did this, but maybe I would now?

I was paddled in the same room with another man a few times, but Bacall was attending to the other guy and his wife was paddling me. We were trying to ignore each other. Men get weird about being nude with other men, while women have few qualms about being in a state of undress with other women.

Monday, August 1, 2016

The Fish Paddle Lives

We posted about our Fish Paddle last year in a post called The Valley Of Fire, which is a park in Nevada. It still hangs in our RV. I got it down the other day, took Bacall outside, bent her over the table and gave her just two pops over her shorts with it. She protested they were too hard. I did not think so. We talked about it for several days and she finally said she needed to be in the right place to take that paddle and told me that a campground in southern Oregon would be just right. The campground is in a grove of Myrtlewood trees which have a wonderful aroma. We will be there in a week or so. And I am sure we will both have red bottoms.

Meanwhile, I asked for and she gave me some pops with the Fish Paddle. It still stings.