Foolishness since 2007

Foolishness since 2007
Foolishness since 2007

Saturday, December 17, 2016

Red Panties For Christmas

Wednesday Bacall got out all of her red panties, seven of them and laid them on the bed. She said she was having difficulty get in the spirit and thought if I spanked her in red panties every day, it would be helpful. The things I have to do.

The first three days I used the red paddle on her.

This morning I had her laying face down on the couch while I brought down my belt on her red panties.

Maybe tomorrow the Santa spoon?

Friday, December 16, 2016


So many Christmas posts in spanking blogland.

If you have been really really good, then Santa will take you to his woodshed.

Wednesday, December 14, 2016

Oh Yeah, I Am Spoiled Big Time

A female friend observed that I am spoiled with Bacall. I am.

Before I can think about paddling a backside, they must pass my test. The test includes looks, dress, no tats, etc. Then we can talk.

Here are two that pass my initial test.

So hell yes, I am damn picky.

Monday, December 12, 2016

Your Most Memorable Adult Spanking

A reader suggested we try an interactive post. He is asking you tell us a little about your most memorable adult spanking and why it's memorable to you.

I am asking that if you post anonymously, that you sign your post with some name, any name.

Come on take a minute and share your most memorable adult spanking with the other readers.


Friday, December 9, 2016

Pick Your Paddle

From the 1971 high school science textbook Probing The Natural World. [Only on Google Books]

"Suppose you had misbehaved and your mother said she was going to take a paddle to you. So that this will be a learning experience for you, your mother decides to let you choose which paddle will be used.  

Which paddle would you choose to keep down the amount of kinetic energy transferred from the paddle to you? Now you have found that mass and velocity can explain kinetic energy.

                 Mass   Speed of Swing

Paddle 1    .5 kg      
.30 m/sec 
Paddle 2   1.0          .15 m/sec"  less

Having zero knowledge of physics, I don't know the answer. Twice the mass, swing half as fast, a toss up. Talk about learning a lesson. Thanks Mom.

This woman has a lot of paddles to choose from.

The shoes are a turn off to me, but she has quite a paddle collection. Love the colors.


I had a hard drive crash over a year ago. I then erased the backup for the Windows partition. Hey, all those black external drives look alike. Then we were on the road and did not have the bandwidth to download operating systems. I finally installed the latest version of Parallels. They advised that the year old version I had licensed was not recommended for Mac Sierra OS. So with Parallels installed and $50 lighter, I installed Windows 7. That’s another story. I foolishly took the Windows 10 upgrade to find out it eats so much of the processor, you spend more time waiting than you do doing anything. So all the prep work being done I installed Windows Live Writer. I had really missed it. It was a PIA to get it all done, but now I can update all my blogs from one place again. No signing out of one account to sign into another. All of the signon’s are maintained in Live Writer. It also allows me to create posts off-line and upload them when we have an internet connection. Important when we are traveling. Now I only need to discover what I need to have spell check in Live Writer.

Now no one cares about all this, so how about a picture of Bacall in a short plaid skirt. She was in the position in Vicksburg, MS when this was taken.
bacall in vicksburg
Don’t ya love the drapes and the pink walls?
This was a B&B decorated in the Civil War period.

Tuesday, December 6, 2016

Body Paint

Painted bodies amaze me. I know they are naked, I look, but the “parts” are well camouflaged. More art than erotic. How to you see them?

Monday, December 5, 2016


Like a lot of folks, I like to wear jeans, I like to see a well rounded bottom in jeans and I love the sound a paddle makes on jeans.

Here are few that get my pulse up.

Well, did you want to paddle any of them?

Wednesday, November 30, 2016

Potpourri, Again

More unrelated images that interest me.

Do gals dangle their shoes to attract attention?

 Love the eyes

A fine physique

You like tan lines?

Makes me think of The Coaster's song Along Came Jones. For the younger readers, she is wearing what was called a slip.

Monday, November 28, 2016


This is another post of images that accumulate in the To Post folder but have no relationship to any others. Call them things that interest me.

Maybe you will enjoy one of them?

I never met these gals at the malt shop. Oh, yeah, we didn't have a malt shop.


Any one that has such a mess of the floor or takes a picture of such a mess on the floor should be tied to a tree in the rain and flogged. Otherwise, nice backside.

Wednesday, November 23, 2016

Friday, November 18, 2016


How about this? Those that have not commented in the last year get 12 bottom scorchers?

I don't see any reason to suspend the display of delectable bottoms just because it's LOL Day. 

How about Girls Just Just Wanna Have Fun Day?

Was this a good post? 
Well, was it?

Wednesday, November 16, 2016

Underwear In Motion

Judging by her smile she is getting exactly what she wants

And hot cooking for Bacall

Hope you get what you want

Monday, November 14, 2016

As You Like It

When I was 40, some one might have goaded me into trying to be a brutal spanker.  But now I don’t feel I have a damn thing to prove. I got to the place where I only care to spank those who are comfortable with what I am comfortable giving. Read that again. 

Let’s say I like to spank to a severity of 6. I am OK with giving a 5 or 7. Even a rare 4 or 8. I don’t want spank those who want a 1 to a 3. I have no interest in paddy-cake. And I sure as heck don’t want those who need the mayhem of a 9 or 10. 

I want the same from a spanker. She has to be comfortable and enthusiastic giving me the level I want. I would say I like a 7.

So here's to you getting exactly what you like and to having a partner who likes exactly what you like to give. There really is no such thing as too much of a good thing, Rosalind's admonition aside. [Stands with the Very Reverend McHaffey's observation is that there no such thing as a large whisky]

Makes me recall a guy named Eddie who spanked very softly. All the women in our little group would encourage him to spank harder, but Eddie did what he liked to do.

Eddie gave us quite a few laughs. One of the best was at his own expense. We asked what happened with his wife. Eddie said the last time he saw her she was going over the fence in their backyard. Here's to you Eddie.

And finally, here's to the well tended Mackenzie. I suspect she got what she wanted.

Friday, November 11, 2016

WTF Friday

I have not posted what I consider rather odd pictures in awhile. So today, I do. 

Ghost gal with an attitude

At first glance, I thought the kids were offering Mom a hairbrush. However, research says When Andrews, an itinerant portraitist, painted the children of Nathan Starr in Middletown, Connecticut, he went beyond the traditional “conversation piece” format to offer an intimate view of the family playing an early form of badminton called “battledore and shuttlecock” in a Greek Revival parlor, whose open doors reveal a sweeping view of the Connecticut River. In what appears to be a private narrative, the youngest child in the picture, Edward, holds a hoop in his right hand and a gaming stick in his left, pointed heavenward; his death in 1835 may have been the occasion for the group portrait.

OK, that concludes your art history class for today.

Wednesday, November 9, 2016

Girdle Paddling

I came across several pirated spanking vids on Youtube recently. [They are deleted now] One was an old Ed Lee vid that had two “school girls” spanking a woman under Ed’s direction. What was special about it for me was the woman was wearing a panty girdle. Just a plain white one. I have a fetish for that particular type of girdle. I dated and spanked a few gals that wore them. Bacall had one when we first met. She was 102 pounds dripping wet, so she did not need it, but wore she a girdle when she dressed up as it was considered proper. I paddled her in her girdle a lot. I even put it on and she paddled me. Odd how a piece of material can have such a strong attraction.

I am going to paddle Bacall in a girdle, soon. Probably before you read this.

No more than a few minutes after I started this post, I had Bacall don the girdle pictured above and gave her a preview paddling.

The next day, we did it for real. She got in her licks on me too. 

I put the watermarks on the pictures to discourage them from being posted all over the web.

Monday, November 7, 2016

Paddling On The Road And At Home

The first few months we are on the road the number of paddling’s go up as we relish a fresh environment. Some happen outside, but most are in the RV. Bacall kneels on the couch and looks out the window while I put the paddle to her. When it’s my turn, I normally put my elbows on the couch and close my eyes. 

Towards the end of a trip, we are both ready for a change of scenery for our paddling’s. The day after we got home, she requested and I gave her the full bondage treatment,  something that is not practical in the RV. Ankle and wrist cuffs, her arms hooked at eye level, a spreader bar between her legs and a blindfold. I told her she was going to get a long and hard paddling so she could just suck it up and take it. This helps get her into a submissive mood. Towards the end of the paddling, I started teasing her with my fingers and she responded by naughtily rubbing herself against my fingers. I went back to paddling her. Then a little more teasing. And so on.

After an interlude, I was bent over the bed and she paddled me hard. No, I was already hard, she used the paddle on me hard. 

It's good to be home.

Sunday, November 6, 2016

Pull Down Your Pants

Toby Keith has a song "Get Out Of My Car". One of the lines is Come on pull down your pants.

Here a short clip. The whole song.  

Or maybe just the lyrics

Girl, you drank all my beer
And the whiskey's all gone
I'm sittin' here
Ready to get it on

You got me thinkin' you won't
You got me thinkin' you might
And it's 3 o'clock in the mornin'
And I can't beat around the bush all night

We've already kissed
(We've already kissed)
We've already danced
(We've already danced)

You're wonderin' if
You ought to put on your shoes
Or pull down your pants
(Come on, pull down your pants)

What would it hurt?
Pull off that shirt
Babe, we've already come this far
Get out of your clothes
Or get out of my car

Whichever you choose
I'm ready to go
I could take you to the house, baby
Or I can drive it on home

We can do it right here
Or do it somewhere else
But make up your mind
Do something quick
Or I'm gonna do it myself

So that's today's foolishness theme.