Foolishness since 2007

Foolishness since 2007
Foolishness since 2007

Wednesday, October 31, 2012

Monday, October 29, 2012

What’s Up For Halloween?


halloween party

Perhaps you will be going to a party with Snow White?


haloween bra

This bra should keep the goblins at bay

Friday, October 26, 2012

Hot & Bothered

I like to have a day to enjoy the anticipation of a thigh fry from Bogey.  Yesterday, just fooling around Bogey and I swapped paddle pops.  I told him he would have a trip to the woodshed today.  It must have stuck in my mind because when I woke up this morning I was  thinking about a thigh fry even though it was not mentioned yesterday.  The anticipation keeps me "hot and bothered" all day.  This morning I handed Bogey the batten and teacher's paddle.  In top and panties, I sat on the patio while Bogey used the batten on me in the nice pleasant weather.  We then went to the woodshed and I received my paddle pops which were delicious.  I did not want Bogey to feel left out, so he also got paddle pops.  I could tell that Bogey enjoyed giving me the thigh fry and the paddle pops!

He later asked me if he misunderstood what I had said yesterday about today's plan.  I told him that he had not, but that I had a strong need today and then explained what I had in mind for both of us tomorrow.  There will be a smile on my face all day and I hope on his also!

I'm not sure what the cost of the woodshed was, but believe me, it was worth every penny and I intend to make use of it before cold weather sets in.  Heck, we may just have to get a heater out there (hint, hint)

Stay tuned for the next edition.


Short Plaid Skirts - #42


Sadly, there have been no replies to Wednesday’s question. Not that I expected many.

Next week is Halloween, so I have some silly picture posts uploaded for all.

Now back to provocatively attired lasses.


The first one probably can not afford car fare. But, why should she?

short plaid skirt 104


I like her look as she hands him the paddleshort plaid skirt 105


Well, this little tart thinks she is getting away with her wanton display. Or does she?

short plaid skirt 106


Have a good weekend!

Wednesday, October 24, 2012

He Would Like It Too Much

All through my life I have heard women make remarks such as she would spank him, but he would like it too much. I would really like to hear from women who made such a remark and their background for making it. Any one?

Tuesday, October 23, 2012

Thank You Bonnie

Thank you Bonnie


I see the gals have decided to honor Bonnie today. That seems worthwhile to me. So Thanks Bonnie for all you do.


Monday, October 22, 2012

A Sunday Submissive

Bacall writes:

I am not submissive, but neither am I dominate.  Sometimes I get in a submissive mood.  This has been building up for a few days.  Today I put on some very pretty black panties, black bra and very pretty lacy slip and my new black skirt which is made of a thin slinky material.  Bogey knew yesterday that today was going to be the day.

The real surprise was when he started getting out the restraints and telling me that I would stay in place and accept whatever he used on me.  The first indication that it would be a stingy session was when he got the crop.  The end of the crop gives a very pleasant sting, but the staff is like a cane - wow!

He moved on to a strong leather strap he made which does not have any give to it.  Somewhere along the way, I lost track of what he was using.

By the time I was released I had a wonderful tingle in my body and sting in my bottom.  I'm thinking, okay we are finished.  But that was not the case.  He made me lie down on the bed and continued with a hand spanking.  Then he made me chose which paddle would be last.  The choices were between three of the worst paddles that we have.  I made my pick and was told that I would get six swats.  When the sixth swat landed on my bottom, I felt so relieved, but then obviously Bogey can't count because I got two more!

I was then told to lie very still.  A wonderful treat followed - he used our floggers, then our vibrator - it just doesn't get any better than this for a Sunday.


On Kaelah’s and Ludwig’s Blog they wrote:

Kaelah: For me, dominance doesn't mean controlling anyone's real life.....
Ludwig: I enjoy inflicting pain much more than I enjoy being in control or forcing my will on someone.

That’s much the same for Bacall and I.

Friday, October 19, 2012

In Honor of Her Majesty

I understand that this line of lingerie is to commemorate the Queen’s Diamond Jubilee. I suspect Her Majesty’s preference would be to send the lot of them to the stables to feel the top hand’s crop.

I would be pleased to handle the lass second from the left for her.

Lingerie and spanking go so well together.

lingerie retro diamond jubliee

lingerie retro diamond jubliee2

Speaking of lingerie, if you have the means this site has some really nice stuff.


Ever noticed that men’s underwear is a rack or two in a store, while women’s is an entire department and even a store.

Thursday, October 18, 2012

Speak in a low, soft, soothing and pleasant voice

This goes out for my friend Ronnie across the pond. Just trying to be helpful.


The following is from a 1950's Home Economics textbook intended for High School girls, teaching how to prepare for married life.

Have dinner ready: Plan ahead, even the night before, to have a delicious meal-on time. This is a way of letting him know that you have been thinking about him, and are concerned about his needs. Most men are hungry when they come home and the prospects of a good meal are part of the warm welcome needed.

Prepare yourself: Take 15 minutes to rest so you will be refreshed when he arrives. Touch up your make-up, put a ribbon in your hair and be fresh looking. He has just been with a lot of work-weary people. Be a little gay and a little more interesting. His boring day may need a lift.

Clear away the clutter. Make one last trip through the main part of the house just before your husband arrives, gathering up school books, toys, paper, etc. Then run a dust cloth over the tables. Your husband will feel he has reached a haven of rest and order, and it will give you a lift too.

Prepare the children Take a few minutes to wash the children's faces if they are small, comb their hair, and if necessary, change their clothes. They are little treasures and he would like to see them playing the part.

Minimize the noise: At the time of his arrival, eliminate all noise of washer, dryer, dishwasher, or vacuum. Try to encourage the children to be quiet. Be happy to see him. Greet him with a warm smile and be glad to see him.

Some DON'TS: Don't greet him with problems or complaints. Don't complain if he's late for dinner. Count this as minor compared with what he might have gone through that day.

Make him comfortable: Have him lean back in a comfortable chair or suggest he lie down in the bedroom. Have a cool or warm drink ready for him. Arrange his pillow and offer to take off his shoes. Speak in a low, soft, soothing and pleasant voice. Allow him to relax And unwind.

Listen to him: You may have a dozen things to tell him, but the moment of his arrival is not the time. Let him talk first.

Make the evening his: Never complain if he does not take you out to dinner or to other places of entertainment; instead try to understand his world of strain and pressure and his need to be home and relax.

The Goal: Try to make your home a place of peace and order where your husband can relax.

Wednesday, October 17, 2012

Somebody's gonna hurt someone

Being a perverted type, when I hear the Eagle's A Heartache Tonight and hear the percussive “slapping” in the opening, I think of spanking, not heartache.

Somebody's gonna hurt someone
before the night is through
Somebody's gonna come undone.
There's nothin' we can do.
Everybody wants to touch somebody
if it takes all night.
Everybody wants to take a little chance,
Make it come out right.


If you have the means, do purchase a set of beach paddles for the low cost of only $225 the next time you are at Rosewood's Jumby Bay Resort

beach paddle set $225 at Rosewood's Jumby Bay resort

Monday, October 15, 2012

A Surprise

Bogey writes: Being a switch, I spend half my time thinking about paddling Bacall and the other half thinking about her paddling me. The other day, I was thinking about paddling her when she told me that she wanted to paddle me. I said fine as long as I got to make her cheeks rosy. And so it goes with two switches living in the same house.

Bacall writes: What a surprise today was.  I told Bogey that he would get a paddling - I needed to relieve his stress.  He told me that his stress would be relieved if he could paddle me.  I certainly was not thinking about that when I spoke.  While he finished his coffee, I went into the bedroom to make it presentable.  I took out one paddle, the Teacher's Paddle.  It has a lot of sting.  I took my jeans off and was ready when he came into the room.  He looked at me and said, "Only one paddle for both of us", with a gleam in his eye.  I said "Yes!"  I thought I could take maybe 8 swats if I was really brave.  So he had me straddling his leg and commences the paddling.  What a surprise to both of us - I didn't wimp out.  As a matter of fact, I was Miss Tough Fanny this morning.  After a dozen, he gives me a break and ask if I need more.  I said "sure".  By now he has a very big gleam in his eye and he is aroused.  I take another dozen - WOW! 

The starred paddle is the always reliable stingy Teacher’s Paddle

It is now Bogey's time.  I decide that he must take as many as he has given me, which I gladly provide!  He took his pops. He was not quite as tough as me, but he did take them.  He earned his reward and has had less stress today.  I wonder if I should repeat the process tomorrow?

Friday, October 12, 2012

Short Plaid Skirts - #41

It must Friday. Time for the men to join me in drooling over young lasses in short plaid skirts. Thinking how much fun it would be to put a few stripes on their bottoms with a whippy cane. Thanks to long time reader Michael for sharing these pictures.


short plaid skirt 101

short plaid skirt 102 

short plaid skirt 103

Thursday, October 11, 2012

What Sexy To Me

diana-krall1 Readers know I have penchant for lingerie, especially for garter belts and girdles, items that were worn when I was young and dating. Women in lingerie are more attractive to me than being completely nude.

I saw this and since I was attracted to her photograph, I wanted to know about her music. Her garter snaps got me. Sex sells.



Monday, October 8, 2012

Do you get erect?

Having lost many my draft posts, I need to start a new batch. So…

I got a note from a woman who asked: Do you get erect when getting a spanking?  If so, I would want to spank you until it was gone.

Ooops! I don’t think she has been studiously reading our Blog as we have covered this before. Here is a short version from 2010.

I know a lot of men are rigid before and after, but go soft when the action gets serious. I would too. But, that is not what I want to happen. I like hard paddle licks, but I want, I demand, a few seconds between licks to absorb the pain before the next lick lands. Recently, some women revealed the metal gymnastics they do to get themselves through the initial pain until the endorphins kick in. While I am absorbing the sting of a lick I imagine it flowing from my bottom to the intense swelling on the other side. Seems to work as the swelling increases during my paddling. Sounds odd, but it is what I like.

In my 20-30’s, almost all f/m fantasy spanking stories had the man otk with his erection nestled between the woman’s thighs. The story would fork to either him losing his erection or coming on her legs. I had to be different as I did not care for either path. I want to keep my erection for more conventional friction activities.

By reading other f/m blogs since I started this one, I have learned more about how other men mix sex and spanking. [Frankly, before this blog, I was almost completely concerned with how women mixed sex and spanking] Anywho, I have learned that while some men get aroused by spanking they want the pain to overcome them and others do not want a happy ending. Better for them to be kept horny to be better serve their woman. I am sure it would help keep me focused on her. But, I am more selfish. Besides I read that three orgasms a week will add four years to a man’s life. I wish I could do it three times a week, every week. But, sadly those days are gone.

I saw a clip recently, where the man was getting a brisk caning. It made me filch. He was quite happy as he was vigorously humping the bench he was bending over and achieved orgasm. I have known a few women who like to hump a pillow or leg while being spanked.

There should be point to this post, but it seems there is none.



And in other news, a regular reader was kind enough to send several short plaid skirts photographs so that theme can continue. Aren’t you glad?

Thursday, October 4, 2012

Stayin' Alive

Off topic? Maybe, but look at Rita Hayworth dance in a popout skirt and tell me you don’t think about popping her bottom.


Rita, Fred Astaire, Gene Kelly and others dancing to the 'Bee Gees' Stayin' Alive.


Turn up the sound.

Wednesday, October 3, 2012


I see we are up to 170 followers. I wonder how many of the first 50 are still reading? Are you one of the first 50? Heck, even the first 100. If so, please leave a comment. Just curious if you are still around.

Lots of odd “names” in the followers list. Many are nonsensical – to me. There is one that makes good biz sense. It’s linked to his/her biz. I will not point it out.

We had our fifth anniversary in August. I procrastinated for almost two years before getting started. I had no idea it would go on so long.
646 posts, but not quite to a million hits yet. We don’t post beaver shots, so that keeps the visits down.

No dominate or submissive theme either. In fact, that was one reason I started the blog to shout out that there is one couple on Earth that enjoys spanking each other with the need for d/s or humiliation. That and to show there is one man who likes to be paddled but has no desire to be dominated by a female. Don’t care to dom a female either, except for a half hour or so every once in awhile.

We don’t post anything non-consensual. No pictures of black and blue bottoms either. No wonder we don’t get much traffic.

Our all time most popular post is one we would grade a C. Go figure.

We don’t care for phony posed pictures. Like this one. Only a pro site would have a model screaming with a palm on panties spanking.  Big market for spanked to tears I assume. I have seen women cry crocodile tears before getting spanked from guilt/remorse, but never during a spanking.

Anything you would like to know about us?

Anything you would like to see more or less of?

Tuesday, October 2, 2012

Sweet Surrender Gone Missing

I note that Kitty’s blog Sweet Surrender has been deleted. Anyone know more about it?

I rather enjoyed her posts.

Monday, October 1, 2012

Spankable Bottoms

Here are three pictures that do it for me.


Is she anticipating or rubbing the sting out?


I think she is having a bit of difficulty entering the final stage of submission. She has her panties almost, but not quite, down. I’ll wager she will take some time to bend over. That’s an action that many women find difficult to do. Bending over is different from the comfort of closeness and being held OTK.


An most elegant spanking bench. I like that her heels are raised.