Foolishness since 2007

Foolishness since 2007
Foolishness since 2007

Wednesday, May 30, 2012

A Very Short Fantasy

I have been turning this fantasy over in my wee male brain the last few weeks. It has some things in it that have happened, most are pure invention of my mind while dropping off to sleep.

At a party, I take a seat next to an attractive woman that is dressed in a beige business outfit. A tight knee length skirt, fitted white blouse with an open jacket. Her hair cut certainly cost more than $75 and her makeup is impeccable. I am wondering why the chair next to her was vacant. 

We exchange the necessary pleasantries and then she tells me what wearing under her outer clothes. Half-slip, panty girdle, thong, and a bra makes her breasts jut out. The latter is evident. I switch and if I am getting spanked I decide if it's over the girdle or the man takes the girdle down. I am still deciding about you. If I am spanking, the girdle stays on.

The dream has not gone farther as by this time I am asleep.

Tuesday, May 29, 2012

Handcuffs – Redux

Last week I mentioned a Tumblr site where I had uploaded some pictures with some lasses in handcuffs. I gave the wrong URL. The correct URL is Handcuffs.

Monday, May 28, 2012

So When Is It Spanking Time?

A regular reader writes:

…for me, the optimal bottom spanking time is mid-morning between about 10 to 11. That is prime time for me. There was a time, when anytime was fine. Then, it became anytime, before late afternoon. Now, before lunch. hmmm.. just like sex drive. I wonder?

For those of you that find spanking and sex intrinsically linked, is there a best time for you? Has it changed with age?

Wednesday, May 23, 2012

Monday, May 21, 2012

Dressing Up For Spanking

I read the comments to the post on dressing up and noted Ms. Bacall wants tuxes and "tails"....
I was thinking that for couples, wouldn't that be great way to enjoy a little spanking FUN? Plan a night out on the town, dressed to the nines, knowing there will be a red behind (or two) when you get home. Do something fancy like going to a play or symphony, nice dinner, etc.....

Thought of a name.... "Putting on the Ritz 'Til We Can't Sit...." Night.  
  lingerie7lingerie - corset

Sunday, May 20, 2012

Our Fav Blog

We all have our favorites and a notion of what is the best. The spanking Blog that I always look forward reading is Ronnie’s Heart and Soul. She is witty, has more than a tad of mischief in her and is quite sensual. That combo makes for an interesting Blog. Join me in saying here’s to Ronnie.

How is that for sucking up? <smile>

Friday, May 18, 2012

That Twitch

In a recent post, I used Bacall’s term for a physical sensation she gets. Some readers asked about it, so I asked Bacall to define her term.

Bogey asked me to define twitch.  So here is the definition from the dictionary.
Verb: Give or cause to give a short, sudden jerking or convulsive movement.
Noun: A short, sudden jerking or convulsive movement.
Now I will move on to my definition which includes some part of the above.  Bogey will tell me he is going to use the batten on my thighs a day in advance of the event. That means that the inner thighs are going to get the batten. As soon as it is mentioned, I get a twitch in that area - it is a sudden jerky movement that is very pleasurable. This comes and goes all day bringing a smile to my face.  By the next morning I am ready for the batten. I know that it might sound painful to some and it can be. But at the right spots, the sting goes directly to the area that brings a lot of pleasure. By the time Bogey has finished, I am more than ready for the strong orgasm this always brings.

While our batten once had a life of stiffening a sail. You can get something like it here.

Wednesday, May 16, 2012


Double the Fun

Double The Fun

shoes stockings

I don’t have a shoe fetish, but I like this

The Classic

A fun movie, reminds me of the old days


I like her expression

Tuesday, May 15, 2012

The Betty Page Store

We were into the city yesterday and saw a new store that sells retro clothing –  styles that were popular when we were teens. We thought the clothes went hand in glove with our idea of a Dress Up for Spanking Day.
What do you think?


Captain Red Flare

Monday, May 14, 2012

The Sound of the Paddle

Bacall and I love to hear the crack of the paddle on ourselves and on each other. That sweet sound when contact is made square to the target. If we fail to get that sweet sound, that lick is taken over.

This is From The Spank Shop and describes it in a memorable way.

We have five senses: sight, sound, smell, taste and touch. They complement each other and one sense can add to what another experiences. For example: the smell of baking bread, brewing coffee or sizzling bacon often sharpens our sense of taste and makes a meal more enjoyable. Spanking is much the same. The sound of a paddle striking home or the meaty slap of hand on bottom often intensifies and adds to the feel of being spanked.

If either of us clenches, usually me, we wait for the bottom to relax, so that sweet sound is achieved.

If you an aficionado of the crack of the paddle try it sometimes in a hard room, like the bath.

Bottoms Up!


Sunday, May 13, 2012

Up The Stairs - I

Pictures of women ascending stairs are popular. So I thought I would do a short series of them, since I have nothing else on my wee mind.

I suspect you may have seen them all of the pictures at one time or another. Since Tumblr, pictures travel around the world very quickly. These should appeal to men who like to have their bottoms warmed by women.


We will start with Cora.

up the stairs1

A nice visual and my kind of paddle.

up the stairs2

That is what I call a spanking outfit.

up the stairs3

Ah, a tight skirt and heels!

Have a great weekend

Friday, May 11, 2012

Dress Up For Spanking Day

A regular reader recently wrote: So yes, it is a little surprising with us guys being visually inclined like we are that you don't see a little more "mood setting" with the gals whose laps are waiting for us. Then again, I'd have to say the same for the guys too. I doubt a pair of lounge pants and a holey T-shirt provide much inspiration to the gals to get their spank on!
That's why we miss the good old days when ladies undergarments gave us a thrill... and the ladies miss the day when menswear wasn't a pair of camouflage cut-offs and a wife beater undershirt.
Maybe we all need to start a new spanko day like Love Our Lurkers Day. A day where the ladies wear dresses, nylons and heels... and the guys dig the suits and fedora's out of the closet. What would we call this special day.
What say you?

Wednesday, May 9, 2012




The toads located a few oldies in the vault of Bacall getting the Sherriff's Paddle. Another motel room paddling. Somewhere in Florida I think.

She is certainly well dressed for a paddling. I wonder who the schmuck in the jeans without a belt is?


Now he has his hand on her bottom!

She always does her legs like that after a good pop

You like the slip?

Monday, May 7, 2012

Switching Good Time

It’s been awhile since we have written about our spanking lives. Neither one of is any good at writing titillating prose and you have already read how it goes with us, so we don’t want to bore you again and again with same old thing.

Over time, each of us changes in our how we enjoy spanking. For instance, I have noted that over the last year, I am not able to take as many licks as I once did. Over the same time span Bacall has been wanting harder licks with paddles she would not have allowed near her bottom only a year or so ago. She says she is going through a paddle proof phase.

The other day she told me she was feeling twitches and that paddling’s were in order and she thought a preview of coming attractions would be good. We were driving at the time and our GPS, Glenda, was lost. Bacall said that if Glenda had a bottom, she would paddle it good for getting lost. That told me she was fixated on paddling. So later in the day, we warmed up each other. All through the evening she remarked about how she was going to paddle me in the morning. Of course, all this did was to rev me up to the same excited state she was in.

Sunday morning, she put on her paddle-me-good polka dot panties and for the first time in months I donned a pair of panties – plain white nylon – that Santa brought me.

We alternated paddling each other. She likes her light wood paddle first, while I prefer a heavy paddle first. She likes to be paddled over her panties for a long time, while I like it bare from the start. We both got good doses of the stings-like-heck teacher’s paddle and a finale with our old stand-by red paddle. There was hot kissing and fondling going on through out.

paddles in play

Today’s paddle selections: From left, Bacall’s fav warm-up paddle of  light pine, the principal’s paddle she uses on me – heavy pine. We both got the next two: the teacher’s stings-like-heck paddle made of ash and finally the old reliable red paddle. It was our first paddle. Still works.

I started off this post saying that I no longer enjoyed long paddle sessions. Today was an exception. I was paddle proof. Was it because she had me so turned on before hand?

Of course, after our bottoms were hot we then engaged in friction activities which I am sure you can well imagine.

Wednesday, May 2, 2012