These may not all be up to the ad lib’s by Erica, but I offer them for your enjoyment.
“Now remember, I'm very delicate today”
“Why don't you save yourself for later?”
"You call that a spanking?"
"Have you started yet?".
"You're making a BIG mistake! Huge!"
"How 'bout a ham sandwich?"
Looking at the carpet: "I gotta get that new vacuum cleaner..."
"Are you sure you wanna do this? 'Cause if you're at all in doubt...?"
"Okay. What's in it for me?"
"You call that a spanking? My butt has hurt more standing on a crosstown bus!"
"What? You wanted my attention, too?!"
"Have you started yet?"
WHACK! "Buckle my shoe."
When a Shadow Lane party attendee paused to change implements, the young lady brightly inquired "What time does the buffet start?"