Sounds Like the Crack from a Rifle

I love to hear the crack of a wooden paddle on snug-fitting jeans. So does Bacall.

I shared our fondness for that rifle crack sound with a gal on social media. She replied

omg yesss the way that sharp CRACK echoes when it smacks my jeans right on the sweet spot. gets me so fucking wet instantly

Since we quit traveling, she feels no need for denim. She now buys slacks that she thinks will be fun to paddled in. Thin and smooth. She will come to wherever I happen to be and ask me to feel how good they feel. Half the time, she will bring along a paddle. Life is good.

There zero comments on the Paul Thorn tune I showcased last week, I Guess I Will Stay Married. How about Can't Find My Way Home" written by Steve Winwood that was released by Blind Faith on their 1969 album. 1969! The year Bacall and I married. This version by Haley Reinhart is remarkable for the shorts she is wearing. Woof.

When Bacall retired, the DOW was 10,000. It just passed 50,000.

Personal achievement - I fixed Colorado Chile Stew yesterday. I remembered not to rub my eyes or touch my Johnson after handling the dried chiles.

Hump Day

It's Hump Day for some, not for Federal workers, not for soy boys living in Mom's basement, and not for retired folks. We retired early - back in 2007.  Good thing we did. We enjoyed over 10 years of traveling in our RV until health issues shut that down.

This is what passes for excitement around here these days. The freezer drawer was left slightly open. It was 29 degrees when we discovered it, but the ice in the tray had started to melt and puddled on the floor of the freezer and the floor of the kitchen. The melted ice froze and made opening the door difficult. What to do?

For a reason that doctors can not explain, bending over quickly tires me. I am anemic from Leukemia and Long Covid. So it's a triple punch. I have always been a Do It Myself guy, so I resisted calling our appliance guy.

I got four coolers and froze a dozen ice packs to put the food in while I removed ice. This went quickly, but I was panting heavily, close to passing out.

I felt some sense of accomplishment, but I was toast the rest of the morning.

Exciting huh?

I need a PA - like this gal. She would look a lot better than I on her knees, pounding ice with a hammer.

Kiss those green trees goodbye

Professionals - Dallas and Audrey Making a Living

Paddled to Match the Bedspread

Thanks for all the good wishes for Bacall. We understood that recovery from knee surgery was quick. Wrong. It's been nine weeks, and she is still on pain pills. [Her last script] She is still not comfortable transferring from a walker to a cane. But she is doing better this week. I can tell in several ways. One is, her sassy mouth has started to come out.

Skip the Light Fandango

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My last best friend died last September. Naval Academy, Marine Colonel, my neighbor across the street. I have no one to talk to about him. Forgive me for posting about him.

We were having cocktails, and Delbert McClinton's When Rita Leaves came on. This big guy teared up. I wanted to ask him about it. However, I thought discussing it would not be helpful, and I let it lie.

It came on iTunes this morning, and I teared up.

When Rita Leaves

The First Time

I made a post this morning. It's gone - poof. I have no idea what happened. The text is not recoverable, but I got the images off a backup of my hard disk.

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The first time we discussed spanking with another couple was a year or two after we got married. They were about our age and lived in the neighborhood. I knew him from college. They came over for dinner and I am sure copious amounts of alcohol.

He started talking about how they spanked their young boy, about six as I recall. They used a fly swatter. He continued on about it, I suppose a little too long and I said without thinking (my usual form) What do you spank her (his wife) with?

Before he could reply, she said A belt.

Mutual revelations continued for some time. But we all kept our clothes on. I thought the evening ended on a high note, but I don't recall seeing them again.

They Love to Show Off

Boobs and Boots

Women Takimg The Wood Paddle

Miss Bright Eyes Shows Em Off

Ed Lee Shows How It's Done

I saw this and wanted to add it for the old guys like me. Hot car and hot girl. We didn't know how great we had it. 

 

Girls, Bottoms and Spanking

 Someone commenmted that a post was fun. My intention is that all posts are fun, because spanking is all about fun if let go of the punishment crap.

Seen at the gym

Excited about her birthday spanking

Dallas shows that a steady rhythm wins