Foolishness since 2007

Foolishness since 2007
Foolishness since 2007

Friday, November 30, 2012

Foto Fantasy Friday - #2

Double Fetish

You know I like women in attractive lingerie. All sorts of lingerie. Because I am an old guy, the gals I dated when I was a teen wore girdles and hose. I have recounted some my back seat adventures of spanking them in their lingerie, so it’s not at all surprising to me that I retain a fondness for such. Some men of my age have a special interest in girdles and hose. I think this man is one of them.

double hose

She has on hose AND panty hose!

That is a little much for me, but to each their own.



lingerie - hose1

Why not buy your special lady a pair of these?



lingerie - hose2

Here’s a lass who is, thankfully, showing her stocking tops.

I know that a lot of men want to lay across her lap and put their stuff between her legs.

Just enjoy the view.



lingerie - hose3

She is getting you in her viewfinder


Wednesday, November 28, 2012

I Want A Spanking

Tongue tired? Think you will fail as a submissive if you verbalize your desire to be spanked?

Your worries are over.


tshirt nautical


tshirt spank or be spanked

A gal I could learn to like


tshirt spankme4



tshirt spankme5

Leave no doubt in his mind, should he get distracted when the t-shirt/jeans come off


Tuesday, November 27, 2012

Best Facial Expression During A Spanking

The Spanking Spot has their annual contest for the best worst expression during a spanking. Worst to me anyway. I will not be voting as those type of pictures are a turn-off to me. Here are a few examples of what I want to see on her face.







Monday, November 26, 2012

Bacall Latest Heart Throb

It was Sean Connery, before I met her, after I met her and until she dies. Clint Eastwood as Rowdy Yates kept her fingers busy. The way Tom Selleck moved his eye brows and his hairy chest in Magnum PI worked wonders on her disposition.


After enduring several episodes of A Person Of Interest, I asked her what she liked about the show. I should have known. It was eye candy.

Meet the guy that puts a smile on her face, Jim Caviezel. He dispenses with bad guys easily, but doubt the man would be able to go two rounds with Bacall.

Caviezel4 Jim Caviezel 

But can he spank?



For my eyes, this works for me


Friday, November 23, 2012

Foto Fantasy Friday

bug eyes 

Don’t get bug eyed on Foto Fantasy Friday


bottom0905 (Small)

Touching toes, a neglected exercise

A word on censorship

A few times I have uploaded pictures like the one above, but it would be replaced by a cross. I finally guessed that Blogger has software that can recognize the human form and censor the picture if too much is shown. So I resized this image to be much smaller and it passed the censor test. If ever a nude picture could be classed as art, this one would qualify. I mean it. I would be proud to have it hanging as a 3 by 5 foot in the LR. I understand that Bacall might object.


bottom8765 For fans of bubble bottoms only


Have A Great Weekend and Spank Someone You Love

Wednesday, November 21, 2012

Signs Of The Times


The images in this post have been in my drafts folder for sometime. I note that some/all of them have already made the rounds. But, maybe you missed one or more of them.


So true for us


spank me_2




Vargas – His drawings were always a fav of mine in Playboy


make my day

 When Bacall is feeing feisty


spanking in your future

Our Best Wishes That Yours Comes Real Soon



Oh, I suppose we should also wish you a great bird day.

Monday, November 19, 2012

Male Spanking Fantasies

Today’s assignment is for you to carefully read this well written post at A Voice In The Corner.

I think this community severely lacks men that can write about spanking without delving into punishment, brutality and dysfunction. I can do it verbally with Bacall, but I can not write edgy erotic spanking scenes.

Do men lack the creativity to write erotically about spanking? Are we more concerned with ourselves? Do our fantasies revolve around some form of degradation?

Once in awhile Randy at MBS will describe an inspired original scene he did with Bonnie. [Bonnie, I don’t think you know how rare Randy’s are] Women who are seeking both a relationship and a spanking partner all too often find the men are agreeable to a little spanking, but it’s sex that is paramount.

What say you?

Friday, November 16, 2012

Vehicular Paddlings

I have paddled a few lasses in cars and vans. I am going to ignore those that happened before I attained the age of majority. They are so faded in my memory that any discussion of them now, might be more fiction than fact. Besides, I have blogged about some of them in years past. I find it fun to recall distant events. As the words appear on the screen they bring up more memories.


Deborah loved to be paddled. Tall and slim. She cooed with every lick. We were both late 30’s at the time. Some of our play took place at her place. A dip in her pool and then a paddling on her wet bottom. Sometimes we met for lunch which always included a paddling over my lap with a paddle I kept in the glove box. We usually found a place to park around a city park for privacy. But once with no planning or thought on my part, I paddled her right in front of her office building while people walked passed. Stupid, yes, but we got away with it. She said she wanted to switch, but it never happened.


Rachel was a fine looking lass with a Scotch bloodline. She had a winning smile, a few freckles, pert breasts and a fine bubble bottom.  We enjoyed many lunches in the park. We would pick up something to eat, park, chat and then go into the back of the van for her paddling.

She loved being submissive. You would never guess she was submissive until I said something like “It’s time to tend to you”. Then her whole demeanor changed in a flash. Her head lowered, her eyes closed and she was there.

She sure could take a paddling. She never got enough. She later became a switch with a self proclaimed Dom. That never computed for me. You can be a Dom or a Switch, but not both. I know, I tried.


I can only recall once that I paddled Lauren in the van. She normally came to our place or we went to hers. But, once we were traveling and she met us. We needed a place where the paddle pops would not be heard by our RV neighbors, so we took the van to a tree covered area and got down to business.


Wednesday, November 14, 2012

Rub A Butt

We saw this in a local grocery and snapped a picture.





I read some of the comments on comments at MBS this last Sunday. I was surprised that so many bloggers wrote that they comment on comments. I had noticed that this is practiced on a few blogs I read. But, it not universal.  Second surprise, some commenting bloggers get dis-grumbled if their comments are not commented on. Holy Moly!


Folks, I appreciate a comment of substance, a contrary opinion or just a thanks for sharing. That said, I will seldom have anything to add to your comment. I/We pretty much said all we had to say when we wrote the post.


Second, we do not always have access to the Internet. I have scheduled posts sometimes for as long as two weeks, knowing we would be in the dark. So part of the time we are just not able to respond.


Either way, please don’t think we are not appreciative of your support. Perhaps, not all that well mannered at times, but we love ya anyway. And now that we know some folks expect to have their comment commented on, well we will try.

Monday, November 12, 2012

Making Money Illegally While Neked And Blacked Out With A Chicken On A Rooftop

Taken a picture naked? While I was neked? Yes. Of her neked, oh my YES

Made money illegally? No
Had a one night stand? Yes
Been in a fist fight? Yes
Slept with your best friend? No
Had sex in a public place? Not that I recall
Ditched work to have sex? YES!
Slept with a member of the same sex? No
Seen someone die? Yes
Ran from the police? Yes
Woke up somewhere and not remember how you got there? No
Worn your partners unmentionables? Yes
Fallen asleep at work? Yes
Used toys in the bedroom? Yes
Ran a red light? Yes
Been fired? Yes
Been in a car accident? Yes
Pole danced or done a striptease? No, but I would
Loved someone you shouldn't? Yes
Sang karaoke? No
Done something you told yourself you wouldn't? Yes
Laughed so hard you peed your pants? No
Caught someone having sex? Yes
Kissed a perfect stranger? Yes
Shaved your partner? No
Given your private parts a nickname? No
Ever gone in public without underwear? Yes
Had sex on a roof top? No
Played chicken? Yes
Mooned/flashed someone? Yes, many times.
Do you sleep naked? Yes
Blacked out from drinking? No
Felt like killing someone? Yes, almost daily
Had sex more than 5 times in one day? No, but I wish I could
Been with someone because they were in a band? No
Taken 10 shots of liquor in a day? No
Shot a gun? Yes
Gone outside naked? Yes

Friday, November 9, 2012

Love Our Lurkers Day


Dear Gentle Readers,

The most popular Blog for spanking enthusiasts, My Bottom Smarts, has called for the seventh annual Love Our Lurkers Day. Bacall and I encourage both of our readers to post to as many spanking Blogs as they can. The experience will be self-rewarding.

It does not matter what you say, anything would be most welcome. No need to be clever or witty.


Cheers, B&B

Wednesday, November 7, 2012

Monday, November 5, 2012

Where's Miss Tough Fanny?

I screwed up. I posted Back From The Woodshed before this one that Bacall wrote. To try to correct my error, I have recalled Back From The Woodshed and appended it to this post. At least the chronology will be correct.

If you want to read more from Bacall, you will have post comments. Flattery goes a long way with her.

Now to Bacall’s lament


We bought the wood shed about a year ago. And then we took an extended trip. I have been anxiously anticipating a trip there. Today it was cool enough play in the woodshed.  I dressed in my blue polka dot panties which indicates to Bogey that I want a good paddling.  I take a leather strap, my small paddle and the teacher's paddle and lay them out for Bogey's use.  I take my jeans down at Bogey's request.  Somewhere along the line, Miss Tough Fanny disappeared to be replaced by Miss Wimpy Fanny.  The leather strap, which I absolutely love, had a harsh sting, so did the hand spanking.  I was feeling sorry and disappointed in myself because I was such a wimp.  Also I was feeling sorry for Bogey because I was such a wimp.  How much fun can it be to spank a wimpy girl, but I don't think it upset him all that much because he then used my small paddle, with me loudly saying "ouch".  You would think that loud ouches would cause at least some sympathy on his part.  After all, I am also feeling sorry for him because I'm a wimp.  But no, he just picks up the teacher's paddle and uses it.

I wonder if I was overly excited about playing the woodshed.  I must admit that I was disappointed in my reaction.  I'll try to be a good girl and just maybe Bogey will take me back once again.


And now comes:

Back From The Woodshed

And so it came to pass that, paddle in hand, I walked the bare legged Bacall to our “woodshed” yesterday morning. She was almost giddy with anticipation. I asked her if her red panties meant she wanted her bottom made to match them. “Yes”, she said. Unlike her last visit to the shed, she was in “Miss Tough Fanny” state. She took her licks with relish and wiggled her bottom to show me to keep them coming.

After I finished her, she wanted to paddle me, so I dropped trou, bent over the workbench and she toasted my backside.

One of the more interesting parts of the morning, for me, was the walk out to and then back from the shed. Bacall was in panties both ways and I did not put on my trousers on the way back. While we have high hedges, if a neighbor was in the right place, they could see us. Maybe at a neighborhood party someone will remark they saw us coming back from the woodshed. We have been to nudist resorts many times, had partial nudity at many spanking parties, but somehow this private exposure was different.


Our Woodshed

That’s my reflection in the window and her panties on the door

Saturday, November 3, 2012

On Sandy

The death, damage and destruction from this storm will be long remembered. The southern US has such storms every 2 or 3 years, while the NE only gets a major storm 2 or 3 times in a century. It’s common for us, while it’s unusual for them. The southern coastline is less populated, while the NYC area is one of the densest in the US and so the misery is escalated multifold.

For all our smugness and sense of sophistication, we should take one thing away from this latest disaster, we fair little better in such a storm than those souls in Bangladesh. They are resigned to their fate, but we seem outraged that someone is not taking care of us.

Life is at the same time abundant and precarious. Welcome to Planet Earth.