Foolishness since 2007

Foolishness since 2007
Foolishness since 2007

Monday, January 30, 2017

Women Spanking Men

There is a scene in the ancient TV series, Hill Street Blues, where, for reasons not disclosed, there is a cow in an apartment building. The police try to led the cow down the stairs. One of the occupants explains to the cops that cows know how to go up. But, "cows ain't got no down gene". That's where I have come to about women spanking men. Women may have the gene that makes spanking desirous for them, but few have the gene that makes them lust to spank a man. Many will spank, but lust is not the motivator.

Not that many women spank men. Even fewer will admit to it. And it's rare when one is open about it. That's life in 2017. 

Men write stories about spanking women. Men write stories about wanting to be spanked by women. Women write stories about how they want to be spanked by men or another women. Women do not write about spanking men.  

On spanking forum sites there is always playful banter about guys spanking girls. But, I have never seen the opposite.   

I have been pondering this for years. I have asked many women for their thoughts on it. They don't have much to say about it. A word, a sentence, nothing more. I have come to this, women care as much about spanking men as they do about adding a turbo charger to their car. They don't have the spanking gene that men do.

Most of those that spank do it because the man wants it. A few do it playfully in reciprocity or as pay back. But, women just do not fantasize about spanking men.

Prove me wrong. If you are a woman, do you look forward to giving a spanking? Do you think of interesting ways to do it? Do you make it a surprise or do you follow his guidance or what? 

I am so blessed to be with Bacall. 

Saturday, January 28, 2017

Bonnie In Red Cherries

This picture has nothing to do with spanking, I just wanted to share with you what I consider to be a tasteful erotic picture. One that is well composed and exposed. Oh yeah, she is a looker for sure. 

Wednesday, January 25, 2017

BJ Trivia

I saw this. Not sure I believe it. Perhaps oral has come into and out of fashion many times?

Blow jobs may seem as American as apple pie these days, but that wasn’t always the case. The act was taboo for centuries, and the term didn’t even enter our lexicon until the 1940s, when it referred primarily to a forbidden homosexual encounter. So whom do we have to thank for bringing oral sex out of the shadows and into the mainstream? Organized crime, it turns out. From Mario Puzo’s The Godfather to Deep Throat (a film bankrolled by the Colombo crime family), the mob ushered the job into heterosexual bedrooms across the country, where it has stayed firmly in hand ever since.

Think it is true??

Monday, January 23, 2017

Strange Men

I have had my eyes opened by reading femdom blogs over the last few years. A few/some/many men want more than to be spanked by a women. They want things that would have never occurred to me.

Some men:
Give up vaginal intercourse to honor the woman
Want ruined orgasms
Want to wear a cock cage
Get off on having their dick whipped
Think a rough hand job from a woman wearing yellow plastic gloves is a thrill
Want the woman to continue a hand job after orgasm
All of the above

Not my matra, but some like it

This seems about opposite to the way we employ spanking. Spanking leads to sex in our world. For some men spanking leads to less/no/bizarro sex. 

I do wonder about the women in these relationships. How are they content to give up vaginal intercourse? OK, I know some will say that oral is more satisfying. I know that some men pride themselves on giving good head. But, to totally give up intercourse. I just can not get my head around that.

We may all enjoy spanking, we are so different. Something that I want is not at all what another wants. And vice-versa. 

You think the butterfly is giving oral?

Saturday, January 21, 2017

Wednesday, January 18, 2017

Definition Of Petulant

She defines petulant for me

Petulant behavior is sometimes temporarily abated by a swift application of the palm to a gal's bottom. 

Here is Tony Elka demonstrating his technique to the model "Peaches" while Eve smirks in the background.

Knowing "Peaches" the spanking pleased her.

Monday, January 16, 2017

Hot Bottoms

Here it is Monday again and I am caught short having anything close to meaningful to post. Working on a post near to my heart, but it just not ready.

All I have this week are picture posts. Here are two that have been well paddled and showing their hot bottoms. 

I especially like this picture. 

Friday, January 13, 2017

New Years Resolutions

We don't plan any changes to OBB. Expect more of the same. Pictures of women I would like to spank and pictures women I would like have spank me. The pictures will usually not show red bottoms. I try not post pictures that are making the Tumblr rounds. The pictures will definitely not depict snarling or stern looking women. I seldom post pictures with captions. You can make those up yourself. Finally, some of the pictures will be original content.

We will continue to write about our spanking lives from time-to-time.

Third, we will always pushing the theme that you don't have to act out to get spanked. We both enjoy fully consensual sexy spankings. By that I mean the spanking is arousing for both, no need for make up sex afterwards. It just follows.

And of course there will be the usual foolishness and WFT's posts.

Since two recent posts enjoyed a decent degree of comments about your spanking proclivities, we will continue those from time-to-time. It's always enjoyable to hear from like minded folks.

We think it's going to be a better year. It's going to a bumpy ride and very noisy as liberals protest everything under the sun. We plan to ignore them.

Wednesday, January 11, 2017

Bottoms That I Would Like To Paddle

More dreaming by and for old guys

Yoga pants, a wonderful invention

I am thinking this one is over my skill level

Tuesday, January 10, 2017

A Real Good Paddling

Over the last week, I have been telling Bacall that I needed to give her a real good paddling. This is quite different from what she calls a real good paddling. She understood that what I had in mind would leave a long lasting sting and she would be presenting her bottom to me for my pleasure. That's about as submissive as she able to get. It took her several days to get her mind wrapped around that. Yesterday morning she told me it would be a good day for it. 

I paddled her pink panties for a long time with her favorite paddle harder than she normally likes. I also used my hand some. I had her kicking her legs more than once. But she took her paddling quite well. I finished her off with our red paddle on her bare bottom. The licks were quick and moderately hard. She was warmed up, so she again took them well.

She told me several times in the next several hours that her bottom was still stinging. I think she makes these reports because she is a little proud that she was able to get submissive enough take the licks, but more importably to make me feel that I did a good job.

I know I felt better. Every so often I just need to give what I call a real good paddling.

Monday, January 9, 2017

Short Plaid Skirts

It's been awhile since I posted girls in short plaid skirts. I never tire of them. They keep buying and wearing the skirts. Bless them!

Look at that smile


As a purist, I don't care for mixing a garter belt with school girl attire

Sunday, January 8, 2017

How did you get started in adult spankings?

A reader suggested this topic and I think it would be of interest to many. So please post back a short story on how you got started with adult spanking?

For instance, if you are married when did you tell your mate of your passion? 

Let's be interactive today!

Friday, January 6, 2017


Time to post the accumulated WFT pictures.

Why are 10% of spanking pictures are taken with a computer in the background? Thankful computers are no longer this size.

Another 15% of spanking pictures are taken in the kitchen. Why is this room so popular?

But fully 25% are taken in hotel/motel rooms

A foam slipper is so not going to hurt. You Brits. From foam slippers to canes. Quite a range.

What the hell is she aiming at? His shoulders?

Seem humans can perv on any object, even Wellies.

Wednesday, January 4, 2017

Things That Make Your Bottom Burn

Guess there is no such thing as having too many toys

Perhaps you are supposed to match the paddle color to the bikini color?

 Yes, pearls! Oh, yeah, nice paddle. Smile sweetie

An attractive paddle, but she does not look very friendly to me. I like smiles.

I was watching my grand daughter swing a tennis racket for the first time on xbox. Yep, she swung it like a girl Just like this gal is doing. Another kitchen paddling.

Monday, January 2, 2017

Spankette and Disciplinet

Well, here we are in another year. You would think I would make the first post of the year special. Sorry to disappoint. Just two mildly humorous items.

I looked for the official definition of Spankette and found this:
a. A flirtatious female who teases as if enticing someone to dare spank her.
b. A female (usually one who enjoys being spanked) whose buttocks are smaller, tighter, firmer than an average adult-shaped bottom.
c. A girl, or boy (probably gay), who likes being spanked, and either acts like, or whose slim shape resembles that of a young girl.
a. That girl's nothin' but a spankette - look at how she's behaving, what a naughty tease - somone should take her over their knee... and man, am I tempted.
b. Sure, she's kinda on the skinny side, but she's a pure spankette - man, what a cute, naughty little butt.
c. That little spankette's about to get a well deserved you-know-what.

Fine, but this also popped up in the search:
It notes that The mid-sized paddle is a fabulous all-around tool for most stirring needs. Some one there is a spanko.

I find the -ette suffix on the T to be incongruent. You think?

And she keeps a messy house.