Foolishness since 2007

Foolishness since 2007
Foolishness since 2007

Monday, May 31, 2010

Dressing For a Spanking

Many women know EXACTLY where this post is going, as they understand and practice dressing for a spanking. They do it not just to get their own minds in the proper place, but to get our visually oriented wee male brains in the proper place.

The first spanking party we went to had a dress theme. The gals colluded and decided to wear school girl outfits. The men knew nothing about it, so you can imagine our surprise and delight at all of the mouthy spanketts in short skirts and pigtails. The paddles cracked over white panties all evening.

In a few minutes Becall and I are going to play and we are both dressed for it. We both find it fun to dress for a paddling. When she puts on her frilly white socks, I know it’s code for me to paddle her until she feels mastered and then ensure she is well fucked. Clothes are a way we have of asking for it when we don’t care to come right out and ask for it.

Sometimes when is reads a racy section in a book, she will mull it over for a day or so, then put on some equally racy lingerie and let me know she will allow me to paddle her just a little bit. That’s code for I need you get my bottom red hot.

It’s the same when I put on a pair of panties and wander through the house. It does not take her very long to bend me over, pull down the panties and put a wood paddle to my bottom.

In honor of the women who know how to dress to play, I am going to post some pictures of women dressed like school girls. Here’s the first one.

schoolgirl16 Of course she knows the effect she is having on her cute male math teacher. She is likely day dreaming of him bending her over her desk, paddling her bottom and having him take her. Yes, some young women have those thoughts in school. Or at least they made me believe they had them.

Sunday, May 30, 2010

Asking For It - II

I just noticed that Reece who Blogs The Receiving End may ask for it. I think that all bottoms would prefer to be taken in hand without asking for it. However, none of us are married to mind readers. Are we?

Reece writes:

So, I need Anne to set the time.
Set the place
Command me to get into position.
Then, I need her to blister my bottom.
And, I need it this weekend, even if I have to ask her.

Saturday, May 29, 2010

Asking For a Spanking

Regular reader Michael commented that he might get some of his toys and ask his wife for a spanking as it had been sometime since his last one. I replied “Why not? Moments later I tripped across a new-to-me Blog by a man who asked his wife for a session. See Spanked By My Lady.

They both immensely enjoyed the session. Asking for a spanking can be difficult, especially if you are deep into being submissive, but it can led to getting what you want when you want it. That’s not all bad.

I really appreciate Spanked By My Lady for sharing pictures of themselves. She is a real looker to me. I like this picture which shows her laughing.


Thursday, May 27, 2010

60,000 Mile Maintenance

I read that some folks need maintenance spankings. I am not sure that the definition of them is universal, but I took my bottom to Becall and told her I needed 60,000 mile service.

The next morning, I found out what that entails. I had not had the batten in several thousand miles, so she used it on the front and back of my legs. Each lick gave me a tingle. Some licks made me do a little dance and suck in my breath. That sucker really puts us in the proper frame of mind for taking the paddle.

Next, she gave me six with the Principal’s paddle. That tuned me up! She finished with two dozen hot ones using the Teacher’s paddle. She did let me off the “rack” after the first dozen for a short breather. Then it was bend back over for the final dozen. She finished me off with our ever dependable electro-mechanical device.

I am good to go until the next service interval.

Wednesday, May 26, 2010

We Are All So Different

Spanking My Husband is a new Blog with twice the number of followers as OBB. Small wonder, they post pictures of her paddling him and pictures of her in a bikini. [While we have posted pictures of Becall here, I will guarantee that you will never see my bottom here. And it’s a cute one according to Becall]

A recent post on Spanking My Husband explained how she spanks away an erection. I am thinking WTF? For me, paddling and erections go together. I want to be paddled and it never fails to give me an erection. Every time I paddle Becall I get an erection and she gets aroused. That’s why we do it!

If Evan has a partial erection before a spanking, I can't resist grabbing it and giving it a squeeze. After a couple of quick squeezes, Evan's penis becomes erect. I may then ask Evan to play with it for a little while, before I stop him (no ejaculation for him: we practice tease and denial), and put him over my lap.

Becall always rubs me. She has never been able to keep her hands off it – bless her heart. And we always have sex following a spanking. We sometimes tease each other, bringing the other close to orgasm and then backing off. That usually ends when Becall exclaims Now! Hard! and Fast! Each of those words are always punctuated with the F word used as a verb.

While we all enjoy spanking, we are all so different.

Thursday, May 20, 2010

A Thigh Fry

Becall approves this message.

This is Becall’s favorite of the percussion arts. She would have a big smile on her face, unlike this woman.

keep those legs open

Becall sezs the sting goes right to her tender parts.

Tuesday, May 18, 2010

Bring Me the Paddle

There is something about a gal holding the paddle that is going to set her bottom on fire that excites me. [Oh heck, anything about paddling excites me]
It has never failed to amuse me that when I have asked a gal to select the paddle she wants me to use on her, they have always picked the “big” ones. I would do the same thing, so it’s one of the things that men and women who share a proclivity to be paddled are on the same page.
Anne is a slim lass with a small, but bubble bottom. She has an affinity for wood paddles. I would lay out several for her perusal. She would look at them for a long time and finally select one of the “big” ones. I always savored the moment when she would hand me the paddle. Ours eyes would lock. It was delicious. I regret I never thought to take a picture of her handing me the paddle. I want a do-over. Where are you now Anne?

Sunday, May 16, 2010

Signing the Paddle

I recall seeing signed paddles in high school. As often as I was paddled, I was never asked to sign one. That must have been just for the BMOC? The principal broke a lot of paddles, so any signatures were temporary. He always brought two to a paddling session for insurance. He stuffed them under his belt, buttoned his coat and he was good to go.

I recently saw a picture on a spanking blog of a paddle with signatures and it made me wish I had asked some of the little darlings who have felt my paddle over the years to have signed it. It would have been a nice memento.

Thursday, May 13, 2010

Uncle Wayne’s Woodshed Whippins

I saw a review on The Spanking Spot for Uncle Wayne’s Woodshed Whippins. This 10 year old title is one of the very few spanking video’s we have ever enjoyed. It has excellent spanking action. Uncle Wayne straps his niece’s bottom in the last action packed spanking. It is also laugh out loud funny – well it is for us. The niece has a mouth on her.


vlcsnap-2010-05-11-19h25m34s244The niece explaining how totally fucked it is living with Uncle Wayne

vlcsnap-2010-05-11-19h47m29s81 Uncle explaining to his niece

As reviewer notes, the vendor Raven Hills has a really bad rep for not delivering ordered merchandise going back over a decade. But, just maybe you will not get ripped off on the streaming video. I would not bet the Life Time rental would last for your lifetime, but who knows.

vlcsnap-2010-05-11-21h01m39s40 Uncle straps the niece in the woodshed

Monday, May 10, 2010

Saturday, May 8, 2010

Sweet Cheeks

Here is another gratuitous picture of a women with her badonkadonks exposed. Do enjoy. I may return to more serious thoughts at any time. Or maybe not.


sweet cheeks

She seems to have a passing interest in horticulture.

Wednesday, May 5, 2010

Do I Really Want This?

This post is about my thoughts. There are no grautious pictures of women with their badonkabonks exposed today. Please come again for that.


A year ago I saw a clip of a man being paddled and I posted it here. [A reader advised me that they are John & Heather and that they made several real life discipline films for Nu-West] In the clip, he gets over 80 licks. The woman starts out with firm licks and continues the entire paddling that way with no breaks. I don’t think I could take it. I would get away -  unless I was bound - like this man.

I have given paddlings like that to women who wanted “to be mastered”. Sometimes, I was able to get their heads where they wanted to go. Other times, I just worked up a sweat and all they got was a sore bottom. It is good exercise for both parties.

I have never had a paddling like that. Two dozen swats is enough for me. I try to keep in mind that both the Blog and the film center on spanking for adult punishment, while we only spank for fun. Is it some kind of weird macho thing that I wonder what it would be like to get such a paddling? If Becall were to bind me over one of our benches and give me 80 with a paddle like was used in the clip, what would be my mental state after the first two dozen licks? Would it be pleasurable when she stopped? Would I ever want it again? I keep turning it over in my mind. Do I really want it? Some thoughts are best to be left as thoughts.

Some related, but lighter comments

The woman paddling the man tied over the bench in Spanking My Husband relates":

I can usually get in between 60 and 100 spanks each minute, and sometimes more, if I want to. Evan has counted over 150 in a minute of some spankings on the bench that we have filmed. That's about as fast as I can spank, while keeping up the intensity of each spank.

Holy Moly, she is a paddling machine! And she paddles him for up to 10 minutes at such a fast clip. Fascinating, but I don’t think I want to sample her technique.

And how in the heck could he count?? I don’t think my bottom is in the same league.

Also his penis is bent backwards. Yikes! I prefer both of my heads pointing up.

Tuesday, May 4, 2010

A Day in Bondage

handcuffs Suppose you had to spend the day in bondage. Oh, you already think about it. Well sweet dreams!

Monday, May 3, 2010

Celtic Women

I had no idea Celtic women were so enchanting.

druid women

Many Druids were women; the Celtic woman enjoyed more freedom and rights than women in any other contemporary culture, including the rights to enter battle, and divorce her husband.

Saturday, May 1, 2010

White Cotton Hotness

This picture was waiting for me when we got home. Since it is May 1 and it’s now proper to wear white I thought I would post it.


Cotton is cool, but this sure makes me hot.

We enjoyed a play space larger than a shoebox this morning – our bedroom. The RV is nice, but it’s small. I picked out panty girdles for the both of us and we then paddled one another. Then we engaged in a bit of the ole in and out, which brought about moaning and exclamations of delight. I am proclaiming May Paddles and Girdles Month.


One more thing. There were several emails addressed to this account that were not delivered to us while we on the road. Why? Don’t know. I will reply to them soon.