Indiana
Noticeable boners, or as the law calls it, “covered male genitals in a discernibly turgid state,” are illegal in public.
South Dakota
It is illegal to use a covered wagon in any way for the purposes of prostitution.
Tennessee
In Skullbone, a woman may not “pleasure a man” who is operating a motor vehicle.
Wisconsin
In Connersville, it is illegal for a man to fire a gun while his partner is climaxing.
All make you pause and wonder, but in particular what led to the Connorsville law to be created?
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Enzo
Just the tip of the iceberg. There are hundreds of old sex laws still on the books.
ReplyDeleteMy favorite, it’s illegal to have cunnilingus in a shopping cart
One universal law that applies to the entire country is that’s it’s illegal to have sex with a corpse.
Nancy Pelosi supports that law.
Funny!
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