Foolishness since 2007

Foolishness since 2007
Foolishness since 2007

Thursday, February 6, 2014

Whole Lot of Shaking Going On

Republished as a public service from January, 2010. We are telling you that you will never know how great it can be if you have never used one of these.

Masturbation Can Be Fun, Even If You Are The Only One. That is or is something like the lyrics from a song in Hair. If you know it, you are old. Mutual masturbation can be fun a lot of fun too. Guess what we did this morning after warming each others backsides?

Vibrators are normally phallic shaped. They hum and tickle. They pulse and lunge. Some rotate and flash colored lights. Our favorite mechanical device looks like this. It’s an design intended for muscle massage. It works fantastically as a vibrator and it works on both genders equally well. It will cause an orgasm. You can try and fight it, but it will get you.

sunbeam oster

You slip your fingers through the springs you see on the bottom and your whole hand becomes a vibrator. For men, the hand wraps around in the usual way. There is really no need for the hand to move. For women, we have found that cupping the whole hand over the vagina works well. Start with a light pressure and when she screams and her hips come off the mattress - press harder. Those with an ultra sensitive clitoris may find direct contact uncomfortable, so take care until you have experimented a few times. 

Bacall likes it for one or two orgasms and then she wants the real deal. Afterwards she says all of her skeletal bones melt.

Google Oster Stim-U-Lax Massager to find one for yourself. I saw one on Amazon for $86. If you think that is pricey, consider it uses 15 watts. A battery powered vibrator uses less than a watt. The difference between 1 and 15 watts is HUGE. We keep ours hooked up ready to go under the bed plugged into an extension cord.

One caveat, if you have small hands, it can slip off your hand.  Use gravity to your advantage.


  1. I have to agree with the difference between the battery operated things and the more powerful corded ones. We have been using a Panasonic massager for years, they are so powerful and last forever. Ours has a couple of "speeds", we only use the lower one. It does not get used much on me, because I climax several times from the spankings. I love to use it on him and be able to watch his face, see his motions, as he finishes...but we are a little weird...One vote for vibrator

  2. oops first post was from Becki

  3. Bacall always gets more alert when I am about to come. She will move so she has a good view. So if that's weird, we are in good company.

    I think it's related to her fascination with watching volcanoes squirt.


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