Foolishness since 2007

Foolishness since 2007
Foolishness since 2007

Wednesday, July 11, 2018

Quick Tie Madness



This is a Truly Evil Pervertable.

I had no intention of making a pervertable. It just happened.

I bound several quick ties together (with a quick tie) this morning to store in the Jeep. I have done this many times but never realized that it could be used as a bundle of switches. There is no need to wait until growing season to get supple switches. And they will last all year. 

I am not going to use them. I am not even going to suggest you try it. But if you are pain slut, this one is for you. Imagine how they would feel on the thighs.

11 comments:

  1. I'm thinking about how it would feel on my bottom right now...

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    1. I might just go get some cable ties...

      Yorkie

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  2. It has been said that the universal emergency tool kit consists of WD-40 and duct tape - "if it is supposed to move and it doesn't, use WD-40; if it moves and it is not supposed to, duct tape it" - this applies to equipping any vehicle or domicile.

    A few years back a boating buddy of mine added zip ties to the kit.

    I must admit that a similar bundle of zip ties has been applied to my fanny; I believe we employed the 14" size. We were on a boat, anchored in close proximity to others and a silent implement was desired.

    They do pack quite a sting for such an innocent looking item!

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    1. How naive of me to think I was the first to see them as a spanking item.

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  3. typical spanko - looking at normal every day things and figuring out how to use them to cause pain on ones bottom. I do it all the time also

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  4. Best ones I had were the ties I got from the jail which were used to tie inmates wrists and ankles. They measure about 30” long and about 1 1/4 wide. Make a very firm statement on ones bare bottom
    Another nasty but simple device is vacuum hose. Available at any auto supply, silicon hose comes in many diameters and colors. 1/4 works nicely but 1/2 makes a statement. Comes in rolls from 10 to 25 feet. Just cut off a few lengths and bundle a few together

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    1. I have several fruit trees out back. The cherry trees sometimes shoot up branches from the middle straight up. These are always a bottom stinger. I select a section that starts 3/4" and ends about 1/4" I use rubber tape for a handle. 36" switch will burn and makes a great swish as it passes through the air. Even a mid air swing will cause my but to pucker when my wife starts using it. It will leave stripes for quite some time.

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    2. Always heard about obtaining a confession with a rubber hose.

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    3. Bob, I am not going to cut any switches from your tree. I want to you to enjoy each one.

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