1.About how old were you when you first knew you were kinky?
2.Will you eat something if it falls on the floor?
Maybe, depends on what it is. Nuts, yes. Broccoli, no.
3.Have you ever kept a personal memento of a lover like their hair or nail clippings or other?
4.If you could affordably and safely keep any unusual animal as a pet, what would you choose?
Alpaca’s and Vicuna’s.
5.If you could tell someone from your past about your lifestyle, who would it be?
There were several women I worked with who came on to me and mentioned spanking. I did not take it forward and I wish that I had at least admitted I understood what they wanted and I was a fellow spanko.
6.Who was the absolute worst person you’ve ever known?
My last boss, an insecure tyrant.
7.If you could enact a law, what would it be and what would the penalty be for breaking it?
Everyone would have to do what I want - world domination. A horrible death.
8.If the only way you could continue to live a kinky lifestyle was to switch to the role opposite of the one you are currently in, would you or could you do it?
I have no idea how a switch could switch other than give it all up. So hell no.
9.If you could be part of a TV family would you choose the Partridge family, the Addams family, or the Waltons?
Gag! I never watched the Addams family so know nothing about them, so I guess it would be them.
10.Has anyone besides you or your S.O. ever seen your or your S.O.’s butt when it was still red from a spanking, and if so, who was it?
Several women who have paddled me and the men who have spanked Bacall.
11.If you had to dispatch a zombie, other than a gun, what would be your implement of choice?
HRC, she is deadly. Quite a trail of bodies that led to her.
12.Would you rather fool around with a vampire, alien, or mer-maid/man?
I don’t think about such things.
13.Have you ever professed your religious tolerance by saying, “I don’t care what you believe as long as you believe in something.”?
14.In which fictional bar would you prefer to drink: Quark’s Bar, Cheers Pub, Rick’s Café Americain, or the Leaky Cauldron?
15. What is your fondest memory involving a nipple?
16.Confess the most prejudiced or un-PC thing you actually believe to be true.
Prejudice and un-PC are not at all similar. In fact PC is a prejudice against someone making factual statements that are not welcomed.
17.What’s the most desperate thing you’ve ever used to wipe your butt?
18.When you finally die, how would you like to go out? And conversely, what is the worst way to die?
In my sleep. The worst would be a slow painful death.
19.What was the strangest way you ever achieved an orgasm?
None that seem strange to me. Rubbed with a hand or lips, by a vibrator or just plain vaginal penetrative sex.
20.If you could get away with it, who would you most like to bludgeon to death?
HRC and her many friends. You see a theme here?
21.Can you eat with chopsticks?
Yes, or I could the last time I tried 30 plus years back.
22. What sexual experiment of yours ended the most disastrously?
Don’t think this ever happened. Of course, maybe it was a disaster for her?
23.If you suddenly went all 1950’s Sci-Fi, would you rather begin to grow or shrink, and how would you work that into your sex life?
I am not programmed to think in such a manner.
24.Which sounds most like ‘you’: A kaleidoscope: a. works on principles of physics and optics, b. is a toy you’ll never see these darned modern day kids enjoying, c. is a rainbow in a blender, or d. reminds me of my last acid trip?
All of the above.
25.And finally, just what is the largest thing you’ve ever had up your ass?
The infernal thing the urologist used to biopsy my prostate.