Foolishness since 2007

Foolishness since 2007
Foolishness since 2007

Friday, September 30, 2011

Elvgren

I don’t why I connect this artist with spanking, but I do. These are my favs.

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C0mpare with the one above

That Glimpse of a Stocking Top

Can’t you tell between a Benz and a Ghia?

 

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Monday, September 26, 2011

It’s Monday

Being Monday, I thought I would indulge my fetish and post gals wearing short plaid skirts. Should there be any female readers who would like to send a picture of themselves in a short plaid skirt, we are standing by here for your email.

One of these was discovered by the elves in the vault.

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Pigtails!

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Sunday, September 25, 2011

Spanking Game

Awhile back I offered to send a play-it-on-the-computer spanking game to anyone that wanted it. Until yesterday, no one was interested. Trying to send it to the requestor failed as Gmail no longer will accepts executable files as an attachment.

So just for Steve, here is a fun game that can be played without a computer.

On a small piece of paper, write the name of each toy that might be used. Fold each piece paper and set the stack aside.

On an equally small pieces of paper write the name of each pair of panties that might be worn for the game.

On a third group of small pieces of paper, write the number of licks that might be taken.

Ready to play? Draw from the panty pile and put the panties on. Then draw from the implement pile. Finally draw from the number of licks pile.

What are you waiting for, bend over and take your licks.

You could make a rule that half or some fraction of the licks be bare bottom.

You can always draw again from the implement and licks pile.

You could have a rule that if you deem the number of licks is too many, you can draw again with a five lick penalty.

Our licks pile had the numbers 10 through 30. Many want a lot more than that, so you could keep the number of slips of paper down by numbering by 5 or 10.

Friday, September 23, 2011

Potpourri

 

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One way to while away a morning.

 

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Yet, another way to spend your morning.

 

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Been around and here it is again.

 

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Do you think she is showing off?

Wednesday, September 21, 2011

Fantasy Spankers

Bacall writes:

Some of my fantasy spankers are from movies, but a lot of the time I think it's the actor that portrayed the part that did it for me.  My first memory of going to a movie and thinking the lead actress needed a really good spanking and she was going to get it, was when I was freshman in high school and saw "Gone with the Wind" as Rhett Butler carries Scarlett up the long staircase.  We all knew she was going to get the spanking and more.  There were no scenes showing what happened.  You just used your imagination and the next day Scarlett was one happy girl.  Still brings a smile to my face.

John Wayne was always spanking women in his movies, and as much as I loved him, I never imagined him spanking me.  I do like the strong masculine guy and they seem to have disappeared in the last 20 years.  Sean Connery in a kilt - nothing more needs to be said!  Tom Selleck always brings a smile to my face.  I think if Sean Connery or Tom Selleck spanked me, I would have a huge smile on my face for a very long time.

Tuesday, September 20, 2011

In Memory of Summer

Fall will be here in days. Taking a last look at summer with a theme of luscious spankable bottoms in tight short shorts.

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lace over shorts!

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Oh My!

Friday, September 16, 2011

WTF

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I am guessing this is in Death Valley.

Who thinks of such photo shoots?

Have a good weekend!

Wednesday, September 14, 2011

Our Most Popular Posts

It’s curious to me that our most popular posts were all made last year. Nothing this year is even close to them. I don’t consider a one of them above average in content/interest. The popularity may be that they are common search phrases?

Here are the top five hits for the last month:

Spanking Pictures - 742 Pageviews

I Love Paddling - 551 Pageviews

The Principal and Her Paddle - 512 Pageviews

Kelly Payne - 379 Pageviews

Spanking Art - 362 Pageviews

Tuesday, September 13, 2011

Dealing With Our Demons

I have known of Erica Scott for over a decade. I was a long time, but occasional, reader of SCSW. 

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I am not going to write a review of her new book Late Bloomers. Others with better word skills than I possess have already done that. I will just say that I found it an enjoyable read and commend it to you.

Erica and I have more a few intersections in our personal lives – similar parents being one thing in common. Not all of us had Ozzie and Harriet parents like Bacall did. As Erica relates her early life, I found it easy to understand the neuroses she has, having been down some of the same road.

Where we differ is that she has kept a journal and I have attention deficit disorder. While most of my life is blur, her recall is perfect. It’s a coin toss for me. Is recalling the details of childhood pain better or is it best to be blissfully ignorant of a large part of your past?

She makes reading even the darker parts of her life interesting. And she shows how embracing her spanking desires has helped her in several ways.

I had wondered about how her relationship with her love John worked. Now I know.

Some of her best advise was on the last page. For any spanko who may be reading this, do yourself a favor: Don’t question the whys and wherefores or over-analyze to death this thing we do. Just enjoy the hell out of it. Spanking is fun and for people like us, it provides a physical and emotional fulfillment that defies explanation.

That’s enough. Order her book. I think you will find it an enjoyable read.

Monday, September 12, 2011

No Theme Monday

We have been doing theme pictures on Monday’s the last few months. Well Summer is over and I am out of large quantities of closely related pictures. So until I come up with something else, I will just gratuitously post pictures of luscious spankable bottoms that the men can grab and save.

Bacall is working on a post. But, while she has a book in her hands, not much else happens.

Today, a revival of Short Plaid Skirts.

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I like a gal who brings her own paddle to the party

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A very powerful picture for me.

Saturday, September 10, 2011

Spanking Bench

Weekend Special – You can have this spanking/kneeling bench for the cost of shipping. You must claim it by Friday, September 16th and pay by Paypal.

It is rather sturdy and supports well over 200 pounds. Foam cushions covered in a soft material.

How much is shipping? That would depend on distance. It weighs 16 pounds.

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It has eye hooks for securing the spankee.

Interested? Write us at mybottomburns@gmail.com

Thursday, September 8, 2011

Spanking Parties

We have written several posts about spanking parties. If you care to read them, just click on ‘Spanking Parties” in the right margin. One of the posts What Happens at Spanking Parties? is fairly descriptive of our experiences.

Why this was on my wee mind again is that I recently read that several women had put attending a party on their bucket list. So I thought I would offer my opinions on the subject. I will do so speaking as the man of a couple. I have no experiences in any other capacity. I would not presume to speak with any precision of what a single person needs to know about such parties.

Most of the parties we have been to have been private affairs. We have only been to two public parties. We definitely prefer private to public. One reason is that the public ones tend to be heavily attended and if you don’t know the people, you could be left in the dust. It helps the man if he has one or more spankable bottoms with him. Most of the action takes place in suites. If you are invited good. If not, you may wish you had saved your money. We have heard that from a lot of folks. That is certainly true of the grand daddy of them all Shadow Lane.

Some public parties have more single males than single females. Regrettably, it always seems that when this happens, the men are not exactly Sean Connery look-a-likes.

Not that many married couples attend parties.

Most of the men are courteous and respect limits.

If you are into spanking, but  not so much the many aspects of BDSM, be careful about parties hosted at dungeons. You may see more than you care to see. I mean after you have seen a man pulling a cart tethered to his scrotum once, it may get old. You will also find more of the slaves and masters crowd. If you want to be tied to St. Andrews cross and flogged this would be your venue. Bacall loves to show off. If you want to better understand this, may I suggest you read the chapter Spanking vs. BDSM in Erica Scott’ new book Late Bloomers.

Body shape: All shapes will be represented. Some groups seem to have more Rubenesque folks. Something to try and ascertain in advance if this is a concern.

Dress: Men would do well to dress in what I call business casual:  nice slacks, ironed shirt, shined shoes. Suits are desirable in some venues.

The REALLY BIG CAVET about parties is jealousy. If your relationship can not tolerate your mate playing nude with a person of the opposite sex behind closed doors, you should rethink your party plans. I can empahsize this enough.

I hope that other bloggers will post something about what to expect at parties, do’s and dont’s, etc. Parties can open a window in you that you did not know existed.


Our party days are over. We were not getting much out of them. Sure I can dress black-on-black and spank women all night. However, such activity gets me revved up to be spanked. And there are damn few women who really want to top. A few will, but their heart is not into it and that is worse than no spanking at all.


We have been posting 5 to 7 days a week for almost a year. Posts will be less frequent in the coming months. First, our lives are changing a bit. All good, but there will be less free time. Second, I am about out of things to say.

I do have a lot of pictures that I want to share, but verbiage will be less. Stop clapping!

Monday, September 5, 2011

Hands on the Bottom–Final Edition

The gnomes checked the vault and reported that these are the last of hands on the bottom pictures.

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Sheer panties and nail polish to match

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Cute defined

Friday, September 2, 2011

Busy and Tired

The pace of activities has increased here. And none of it is spanking related. So you are fortunate that I don’t have time to pontificate. I do have a post on spanking parties that has been in progress for over a month. Maybe soon.

So in lieu of anything to say. I will post pictures of some domme’s. I guess some of the male readers might enjoy them? While the pictures are attractive to me, I see that I don’t even have a femdom tag for them. Oh, that’s right, I am switch, not a submissive. Never mind.

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Fairly traditional outfit as I understand it.

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I am not into vinyl myself, but I like her hair and eyes.

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Anything with a white tiger is good

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This is a reversal for Bacall, she likes to be the harem slave princess. She sporting the latest in asp headwear.