Foolishness since 2007

Foolishness since 2007
Foolishness since 2007

Wednesday, July 27, 2011

Masturbation Can Be Fun

Masturbation Can Be Fun…even if you are the only one.

If those words sound familiar, then you are of the age to remember the musical Hair.

If women did it like men, it would look like this.

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Paddling the pink canoe looks more like this.

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I never know what I am going to post. This just appealed to me. Call it spanking and sex, without the spanking. OK, OK, ladies take a number and spank me.


Yesterday, Bacall saw a picture of James Garner, (Maverick) and she reminded me for the 400th jillion time that he could put his boots under her bed any time. She says the same thing about Rowdy Yates, the first James Bond, Magnum, etc. etc. Am I jealous? Heck no, I look like Hubbell in The Way We Were. I just don’t age.

I really pity the poor girl watching Maverick with her panties soaked and no one to spank her. Life can be so cruel.

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Tuesday, July 26, 2011

Go Cut A Switch


If you insist on behaving like a child, then I will treat you like one. Come here, please.' I'd heard words like that with that certain tone more often than I care to remember, and my knees always turned to jelly.
Being told to go and cut a switch was what you heard when you had pushed your Mom a little too far. It never failed to bring on weak legs, nausea and maybe tears of remorse. Happened to me, happened to Bacall.
Thankfully, we did not have peach trees. We always heard those were the worst. But we had plenty of switch bushes and you knew you better bring back switches that would please her.
I got the same treatment in grade school when I was sent to fetch the paddle and bring it back. That was misery walking down the hall holding a paddle that anyone looking out of the open classroom doors could see and know that it was going to be put to use on me.
I have used this in play scenes, telling the naughty lass to bring me the paddle. Once sending her to Bacall to ask her for the paddle.
Bacall took it as an opportunity to paddle her first and then sent her along to me. That was not in the script. She told me that Bacall paddled harder than I did. I took that as a challenge and I made sure that she had no further complaints.
It’s all part of my life long fascination with paddles. Having her hand me the paddle or seeing her holding the paddle she is going to use on me – both work equally well for me.

Before you run outside and cut a switch, do consider that you can break the skin with one without trying very hard. I suggest you start with thin ones and use several at the same time. This will soften the effect a little. You will have lines.

Monday, July 25, 2011

Chain Maile

What the heck does this have to do with spanking? Well, look in the mirror. It’s made like a thong. Her bottom is framed for a paddling.
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Nice frame indeed!
I know it’s Monday and her outfit is not white, but I really like it. OK? Besides, maybe it’s time you developed a new fetish? Do you have the patience to hand make a chain maile outfit for her?

Saturday, July 23, 2011

Sports Anyone?

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Is it too late for tennis? We don’t keep up with it. One of the regular readers pointed me in the direction of the these pictures, so I wanted to share them with you, even if tennis season is over, spankable bottoms are always in season.

Seems that I forgot to do a Friday post, so I will schedule this for Saturday morning in the US.

Enjoy the weekend!

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Three pictures for the sports fans.

The last one is girdle like.

Thursday, July 21, 2011

Did You Think She Was His Wife?

There was a F/M Blog a year or so ago that got a lot of traffic as it featured this lass spanking her husband. I was never convinced it was written by a woman as it catered entirely to male submissive fantasies. Early on, I decided that as soon as he put all of his fantasies out there the Blog would die. And so it did.

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I think she was a model he hired. Good for him. He seems to be enjoying himself here. Ever been spanked on pallet of bricks?

The way she is holding the leather paddle is…well not the way I would hold it. Oh wait, I would not be sitting on his back either. As Emily Litella might have said.

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Tuesday, July 19, 2011

Plastic or Wood?

 

These are Bacall’s hairbrushes. The plastic one was a Christmas present from her aunt to her in the 60’s. Made of heavy plastic, it’s silent and brutal.

The wooden one she saw on an end cap display at Wal*Mart about a decade ago and just had to have it. Every time she has it, she says never again.

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Here is a tale of a hair brush from a regular reader.


I'm beginning to think my purchasing that NuWest hairbrush wasn't the smartest thing to do. The other day the missus decided I of all people could use a little lap time... so thus decided, I found myself pantless.... boxerless... soon draped over the wifely knee in our bedroom getting a very thorough going over with a crisp hand spanking and a few dozen with our leather paddle / strap, only to be followed by her first real, honest to goodness session with the NW brush. OUCH!... OWWIEE!... Holy Crap!

Man that thing sure burns a husband's bottom! As I lay there clawing the bedcover and kicking my little feet... I thought maybe it wasn't too late to send it back but somewhere in the midst of my backside being set on fire I heard the wife remark... "You know this thing really does have a nice weight and balance!... I'm hardly even putting my wrist into it... yet."

Oh brother... by that time I was in a serious state of misgiving about getting what I'd asked for. She didn't seem to pay any mind though and probably resembled Ms. Bacall right about then, having WAY TOO MUCH FUN tanning my butt! Maybe I was having one of those off days or transition times you mentioned but I nearly crawled out of my skin before she decided I'd had enough. You know, it took just about every ounce of my will power to keep my bottom in range but in the end... it was worth it. The beast with two backs was seen lurking about soon afterwards so I guess maybe I didn't make such a bad purchase after all.

That was last weekend before leaving this past week on a business trip. You know I felt that bottom for three days....

Didn't seem to mind either.

Ode to Belts - II

You may be pleased to know that when I tasked Bacall to write about belts, that it took her a week for her to get around to it. So, until she got around to it, she got the belt several times. Did she delay on purpose? No idea and don't care.

The belts and straps are well oiled. I like to oil her bottom with glycerin. It's so much better than water for amping up the sting. She is so cute kicking her legs.

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Not me. Not Bacall. But, we have done this.

Monday, July 18, 2011

This Is Really Bad

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Please don’t say you saw it here.

White Girdle Monday - IV

The final edition

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OK, folks, this is the end. 12 weeks of white panties and 4 weeks of white girdles. Enough OK. We are going to do something else now. Don’t worry there will still be pictures.

Thursday, July 14, 2011

Amazing Sex Fact

In a list of 87 amazing sex facts I saw this one:

There are 20 male masochists for every female masochist.

I highly suspect that the number of female sadists is several magnitudes less than the number of male sadists, so there is little wonder there is such a shortage of female tops.

Wednesday, July 13, 2011

A time and place for bondage

 

Bacall thinks it’s time right now!

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Her blindfold on, her hands bound to the top of the door, the spreader bar between her ankles, the crop flicking her bare bottom – and other places. The flogger waiting to caress her back.

Tuesday, July 12, 2011

Three Crops To Go

It’s all in your mind how you see these pictures. Some will see the crop being used on themselves. While others will see the crop being used on the fair lasses. Being a switch, I can see both equally.

Of the three, I would most like to play with number two. Her smile indicates to me she would try anything once. The adventuress type. YMMV

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Monday, July 11, 2011

White Girdle Monday - III

 

The third edition

When I paddle Bacall in a girdle – like the one in the lower right - her skin turns red in a much smaller circle. We both like girdles that separate the cheeks.

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One more to go

Sunday, July 10, 2011

100 Followers!

A milestone has been reached. OBB now has 100 followers. You may now return to your lives. Nothing to see here.

Friday, July 8, 2011

Thursday, July 7, 2011

Paddled Again

We both got hot and sweaty doing a little work in the yard this morning. After showers, Bacall ran some errands and I put on a pair of comfortable pink panties, a t-shirt and reclined in my chair to read a fascinating book on American history. [It has been a long time since I had on pink]

I was still reading when Bacall got back and saw what I was wearing. She feigned shock and got our pink paddle and invited me OTK. You know I can not take many licks when she goes hard and fast, which she always does when I am OTK. I really tried to make her a present of my bottom and take the paddling. After maybe 20 licks I extracted myself. Yeah, I am a wimp and can not spell submissun.

I bent over and she gave me another swarm of licks with it. Then I gave her some with it.

Then she decided she wanted to go in the bedroom “for some serious paddling”. She pulled out her holey paddle and the Teacher’s paddle. I assumed the position and she gave a a dozen or so which set me on fire. I then popped her fanny a dozen times. Then we lay on the bad and talked about our play, friends we have played with and suddenly it was lunch time.

Life is good

Wednesday, July 6, 2011

Ode To Belts

by Bacall

I have a love affair with the belt.  When we really got serious about our play, I did not think I would like leather at all.  It sounded harsh - like a wooden paddle is so much softer - ha ha.  But the first time I saw a leather belt being used, what can I say, it was love at first sight.  So I suggested to Bogey, very strongly I might add, that I wanted to be spanked with leather.  He was quite surprised, but being the gentleman that he is, he complied.

There is just something about the feel of the leather on my bottom that sends me to a heavenly place.  No one ever used a belt on me as a child which is probably a good thing, because I might have become a problem child.  It is very sensuous to me and I find it yummy.  Instead of saying stop stop, in my mind it is don't stop don't stop.  Once the spanking begins I get totally relaxed and very warm all over and I can become very submissive.  Being submissive is not my personality, but the belt brings it out.  Just writing about this makes me warm and tingly.

Tuesday, July 5, 2011

Bad Teacher–Birds and Bees

The trailers for Bad Teacher don’t make me want to run out and rent it. However, this picture does do it for me. Are those garter snaps?

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I really would not care which of us bent over the desk – her, me, both of us. I see the pointer on the desk, where is the paddle?

For shoe lovers, these should work for you.

Monday, July 4, 2011

White Girdle Monday - II

Edition two

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The top picture is from a defunct site, Panties, Panties, Panties. She liked to model.

The center could be from Nu-West?

The lower ones are probably from ads and are what we like in a girdle.

Happy Fourth of July.

Sunday, July 3, 2011

Friday, July 1, 2011

Supergirl

 

We've always been ready for female superheroes. Because women want to be them and men want to do them. Paolo of Dublin.

You decide if you want talk Miss Blue Eyes into bending over for dose of your paddle or just hand her your paddle and bend over.

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Have a great weekend!