I read that some folks need maintenance spankings. I am not sure that the definition of them is universal, but I took my bottom to Becall and told her I needed 60,000 mile service.
The next morning, I found out what that entails. I had not had the batten in several thousand miles, so she used it on the front and back of my legs. Each lick gave me a tingle. Some licks made me do a little dance and suck in my breath. That sucker really puts us in the proper frame of mind for taking the paddle.
Next, she gave me six with the Principal’s paddle. That tuned me up! She finished with two dozen hot ones using the Teacher’s paddle. She did let me off the “rack” after the first dozen for a short breather. Then it was bend back over for the final dozen. She finished me off with our ever dependable electro-mechanical device.
I am good to go until the next service interval.