Today, and maybe not ever again, some sassy humor.
“Now remember, I'm very delicate today”
“Why don't you save yourself for later?”
"You call that a spanking?"
"Have you started yet?".
"You're making a BIG mistake! Huge!"
"How 'bout a ham sandwich?"
Looking at the carpet: "I gotta get that new vacuum cleaner..."
"Are you sure you wanna do this? 'Cause if you're at all in doubt...?"
"If you hurry, I think we can still make the Early Bird special at the diner."
WHACK! "Buckle my shoe."
at a party when I paused to change implements, the young lady brightly inquired
"What time does the buffet start?"